Best dad in the world

[doc_rusty]

"So that's why I need one of you boys to donate a kidney; so I can keep on doing the 'best dad in the world' thing!"



"How do we decide?"
"I know! Rock, paper, scissors!"

...



"What happened? I thought I picked rock."
"I thought I picked rock?"
"And I picked two beautiful kidneys! I feel freakin' amazing!"