Nov 07, 2010 01:05
[Worth had had a busy day, and really hadn't noticed until now that... something was a bit different about him.]
THE FUCK AM I SPARKLIN' FER?!
[He makes note of this while passing a window, making plenty of noise as he carts the phone from the kitchen out to sit just outside facing the backyard. Don't mind the tangle of long cord on the floor family, please to not be tripping on it. But why you ask is he sitting outside to look at his backyard? That is a very good question.
... hear that?
No?
Listen closer. Still don't hear it? WELL YOU SHOULD. Some groans and moans and odd noises can be heard off in the background. Strange.]
Goddamn town made me a fagpire. Christ... so any a ya interested in bein' my din din? Promise I don't bite, much. Heh, jus' a nibble or two. My appetite ain't fer flesh, jus' a bit o' blood. The zombie twins in my backyard though? They might take a chunk outta ya if y'get too close.
!voice,
has a zombie zoo,
zombie wrangler worth,
fuck you edward cullen,
!event,
zombie medic twins,
fagpire