Doc Appointment #8 [Backdated to Friday... since there is no school on Saturday.]

[doc_furcoat]

[He's at the high school "working", which entails him leaning back in his chair in the nurse's office looking bored. He is bored. He feels bored. He looks bored. And now he's going to pick up the phone and sound bored.]

Y'know, I jus' gotta say, next time they stick me in a fuckin' hotel with a hot chick, at least make it one I can fuck. [Worth

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[tsuntiger]

[Well, Mr. School Nurse, have a very disgruntled looking girl shove the door open. ...Is she at the wrong school? She certainly doesn't look like a high schooler, and the frilly pajamas aren't helping her case.]

Stop blubbering on the phone about your girl woes and do your job. My head hurts.

[doc_furcoat]

[He just blinks, looking at her for a moment. He'll then jab a finger in a random direction, leaning back in his chair.]

Kindergarten is that way, princess.

[tsuntiger]

Fuck off, I'm sixteen. [This is a very kind reaction coming from her, surprisingly.]

And I said, my head hurts.

[doc_furcoat]

An' I'm a fairy prince. [He snorts. At least she'd make his day interesting.]

Jus' sayin' it hurts ain't gonna tell me what the hell is wrong. Is it a headache? Y'hit yer head on somethin'? A little more specific, Christ. [He's not your mother's school nurse, oh no no.]

[tsuntiger]

Hmm? A fairy prince? I dunno, you look like a slob to me. No wonder you couldn't get any.

I've had a headache since Wednesday, huge lump on my head.

[doc_furcoat]

Looks can be deceivin'. I could be a handsome fuckin' prince an' this is jus' a test. So y'be nice or ya fail.

... so y'hit it on somethin'? [Sigh. Really now.]

[tsuntiger]

[She considers him being a prince for a brief moment... before laughing. Which thankfully for him, stops abruptly from a jolt of pain.]

I'll stick with failing. And yeah sure, hit it on something, can't you just give me aspirin? Unless you have something stronger. I'll take that.

[doc_furcoat]

I already failed ya anyway. [Snorts.]

[And he'll get up, grumbling, to wander to the cabinet with all the medical supplies and drugs in it, supplied by the lovely drones of course. Plucking a bottle of aspirin from a shelf he turns to toss the bottle to her.]

Y'could have a concussion if yer headache is bein' persistent like it is. Been dizzy or vomited at all? [Yes, he may be trying to be doctorish... ODD as it is.]

[tsuntiger]

Good thing you're just a nurse, tch.

[She very nearly catches the aspirin, but ends up dropping it and has to chase it down on all fours. Taiga's a very classy young lady; she pops a few in her mouth before standing up, and of course acts like she meant to drop it.]

I dunno, guess I've been dizzy. Thought it was from sleeping so much.

[doc_furcoat]

A prince a nurses.

[He may be eying the spectacle she is on all fours... and looking at things he shouldn't. He's not exactly classy either.]

Y'usually sleep so much? If not, could be something else linked t'yer bump. Then again, if ya do have a concussion, gettin' good rest ain't a bad thing. [And he'll just be lighting a cigarette as he takes a seat again.]

[tsuntiger]

[Geez Worth, she looks like she's 12 and you're enjoying the panty shot? If she had noticed, that aspirin would've hit you square in the face.

Instead, she shoots him a dirty glare for the cigarette and tosses the aspirin on his desk.]

Not this much... All I did was bump my head, y'know. [That's just a bit of a white lie, there.]

[doc_furcoat]

[And he'd insist she said she wasn't so he's clearly free to perv on her. Or in his mind he is. And at the glare he'll just smile around his cigarette.]

So from all this I think we've come t'the conclusion that y'bumped yer head. Glad we've deduced this. Take some aspirin every four or so hours if the headache or pain keeps up, an' don't go runnin' around or tryin' anythin' too strenuous. Y'do an' y'end up passed out ain't my damn fault.

[He's so caring.]

[tsuntiger]

[Well, Taiga wasn't looking for caring; she just wanted some drugs.]

Yeah yeah, you think I didn't know all that already? You make a horrible nurse. Maybe you should rethink your job, if you're going to be such a jerk about it. If only you could get paid for being a bum~

[doc_furcoat]

[She came to the right man then!]

Sweetheart, if I could get paid fer bein' a bum I'd be the richest fucker alive. Bill Gates would cower at my feet.

[tsuntiger]

I'd pay you if it meant never having to see your face again.

[doc_furcoat]

Never see this handsome face again? Y'wound me.