Jul 27, 2010 10:54
[He's doing a little better now, has a pack of cigarettes on him. Had the 'wife' go get them on her trip to the grocery store... she did ask him what he needed after all. After experimenting a little, making a mess and watching the drone wife fix it up almost immediately... without any real reaction to it, he got bored. Bored Worth is not good.]
Y'know, this wifey might not be too bad. She mindlessly does everythin' I need plus doesn't bitch and whine and moan like most women do! Perfect! Now if she'd jus' let me be indecent with 'er in our lovely bed. Though the cheery off handed comments 'bout my hairy face are gettin' annoyin'.
[He's rubbing a hand over his prickly chin and cheeks. What is shaving?]
Women like a man with stubble! Shows they're a man's man! Not a sissy lil boy!
[AKA Conrad... or Hanna. Even {...} has stubble, come on you guys, get with the program!]
Heh, did get a nice reaction outta 'er when I bled on her pretty carpet though. My damn house right? I should be able to bleed where I damn please! Fuck if I'm keepin' my activities to the damn bathroom. Borin' place to do shit... besides shit.
[And he's droning on and on about nothing really, but y'know, Worth's bored. So he's going to let everyone and anything know this. And then get pissy when anyone asks about it. Cause that's the beauty of baiting people into being nosy and thus getting harassed by him. He's shifting the phone around a bit, while he lights another cigarette.]
An' where the hell are the fuckin' kids? Wife won't stop mention' the damn kids! I haven't seen any 'round 'ere. Fuck if I care 'bout em! If they expect t'get bounced on my damn knee and told charmin' cute stories, they'll be sadly mistaken.
(ooc: I was curious if and when his 'children' would like to meet him or even talk. Worth may not be friendly, but I promise I don't bite! We can plot and stuff or just chat if any of you would like~)
drone wife is pretty awesome,
ahhhh~ nicotine,
bored forever,
fucking kids