Redneck Haikus for Avitable...again.

[doc_b_kitty]

*clears throat*

Traded in the Ford
for a slightly used shotgun
Good riddence, McCoy!

Sis rotten her teeth
with too much copenhagen
swallowin aint good.

I a got a skoal ring
in my favorite wranglers
it's about time too.

"Spit it out Ol' Red!"
I hollered at the coon hound,
"That's the baby's food!"

They jus fired me
for bringin home a girlfriend
grave diggin's hard werk.

Just visited Mom
she says please tell the vicitims
"Sorry 'bout the cat."

Titties and cold beer,
don't get much better 'en porn
on stolen cable.

The fair's rollin' in.
Mama shore cain't wait to try
them deep fried twinkies.

I tried tellin' yall,
just cause the whole house's got clap,
it don't mean nothin'!

Take yer bra off Sis,
Cousin Grandpa's check came in.
Yes sir, that should hewlp.

Crashed another truck.
The driver had insurance.
Merry x-mas yall!

Why don't you let Dad
Borry them dentures you got?
My dick's gettin sore!

Boy howdy Fatso,
You shore got a perdy mouth!
Now squeel like a pig!

I could do this all day.