Pizza anyone?

Jun 25, 2006 02:36

Gangster 'Johnny': [hears knock at door] Who is it?
Gangster 'Snakes': [Snakes comes in] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
Gangster 'Johnny': Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
Gangster 'Snakes': All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
Gangster 'Johnny': What money?
Gangster 'Snakes': Acey said you had some dough for me.
Gangster 'Johnny': That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Gangster 'Snakes': Acey said 10%.
Gangster 'Johnny': [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Gangster 'Snakes': What do you mean?
Gangster 'Johnny': He's upstairs taking a bath. He'll call you when he gets out.
Gangster 'Johnny': Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.
Gangster 'Johnny': [pulls out machine gun]
Gangster 'Johnny': I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before
[shouts]
Gangster 'Johnny': I pump your guts full of lead!
Gangster 'Snakes': [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin!
Gangster 'Johnny': 1... 2... 10!
Gangster 'Johnny': [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally]
Gangster 'Johnny': Keep the change ya filthy animal!
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