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Eating carrots and low fat ranch for lunch hoping it cancels out the pizza i'm going to have for dinner at this informational "change your major" meeting, in which I will try to find a double major and possibly a minor. You know, one that will actually help me in life, so I don't end up minoring in Film Studies and double majoring in Theatre and Slavic Culture.
Because I so would.
I wonder what sort of opportunities there are for film critics though? Man that job would be fucking amazing. If I could get a job like that I would drop everything and just study film. I love film.
I'm blowing through this required alcohol course like it's nobodies business. Mostly because I already know about all of this crap. Which you would think I don't because I still drink. And play flip cup. And beer pong.
LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP, I MAY ADD.
But yeah. Now, a meme, that I jacked from ekamanganese's facebook. Because the picture caught my eye on my news feed and made me laugh for a good five minutes.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar on my knee from where I scraped myself on a rock-wall in elementary school. I never showed my mom, and just put band-aids over it. But they kept getting soaked and falling off. In retrospect, I see now that it was severely infected (like woah) and i'm not sure how it went away, if I cleaned it or if my mom finally saw it, but i'm lucky the infection didn't spread or anything. But yeah, nice scar on there.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Cork board with an assortment of pictures, advertisements, business cards and my class schedule, movie posters and christmas lights.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I don't think I snore, I used to grind my teeth so bad my mom could hear it in her room next to mine, and once I talked in my sleep like I was possessed (so says my mother)
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Alternative, rock, and classical mostly. Right now i'm into very soft music.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Around six in the morning I think.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Someone to hang out with.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The summer con season. The summer in general.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Ive got a couple, but i'm most proud of my rave googles and steampunk key necklaces from drayok on dA. Speaking of which, I need to order some awesome steampunk Grell goggles from Casey...
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'5".
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really, except when i'm in a really, really small space...like, I can't go see buried. I just can't. Just thinking about it makes me scared and it's not even a horror movie.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
After watching a horror movie yeah, but if i'm chill I actually love the dark.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Ive cried so much this year I don't even know.
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Heights.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Any color, really...I prefer dark though.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
I don't.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Tea.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni and black olives.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
CHINESE FOOD.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Red.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
OH GOD WHY
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Don't remember.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Meh.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Express jeans fit me the best, always. I pretty much only wear those. I wear general tops though, never anything "branded" although I have a huge affinity for burberry styles even though I can't afford them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Eleven.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Gingers.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit." - Chuckie P.
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Wandering.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
On a cruise?
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Comfort food.
36. MEET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Ive met Paramore and Frank Iero from MCR. They're famous to me, okay?
37. FIRST JOB?
Hostess at an Italian Restaurant.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Hundreds wow.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Yeah, but you need to hope you speak their language, live in their country, and somehow meet them.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Alcohol Course.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Minor, but yes.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My room.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Yes.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Ive started just wanting to hang out with good friends on my birthday. I'll maybe make a list of shit I need and don't want to buy myself, like headphones or something, but more than anything right now I want to spend a day derping with my friends.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
You're cute.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A soap opera character. And ive met like 5 other Ashleys with the same story.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
A cocky attitude, disrespect and control issues.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
I fucking loved everything about high school.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Biolage
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's alright when I try.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey, oh god.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
My life is a bad habit.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I can be...generally ive stopped being jealous now though.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hellllllll no.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Meh, not so into it myself but idgaf if someone else does.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Crying.
58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Lose.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Stuffed animals. Always.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
181.
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
I would dance around the living room to the theme song.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
BOTH, FUCK YOU PITTING MY TWO FAVORITE FOODS AGAINST ME.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I like it if they're generally awesome.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Ash, tiny, the dark one, that girl who always hangs around with Lisa.
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Flying.
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Weeds or Leverage
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Slowly destroy them by pitting outside forces separate from me against them.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Rainbow and cotton candy combo from TCBY.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes.
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
My laptop goes where ever I do.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
"Change your Major" meeting.
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Everywhere. I'll start with New York.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
If they're as bored as I am?
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Creep (Radiohead Cover) - Scala & Kolacny Brothers (the song from The Social Network trailer)
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Juan.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
How tall they are.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Sleep.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
I don't know?
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
That border between Fall and Winter.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Gummies.
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Sisters.
85. FAVORITE HAIR COLOR?
I'm not sure, i'm slowly lightening my hair until I like it.
86. YOUR EYE COLOR?
Brown, sometimes yellow.
87. YOUR SHOE SIZE?
Seven.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Wendy's.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
As of right now Chilis.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
FUCK YES AND I MISS IT SO GOD DAMN MUCH.
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Not much.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The good ones. The ones where you wake up rested and go to sleep content with life.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar, learning piano, and my voice if that counts.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Fuck both.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Whatever.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Gas.
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
Not sure.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Tell All by Chuck Palahniuk.
Because I so would.
I wonder what sort of opportunities there are for film critics though? Man that job would be fucking amazing. If I could get a job like that I would drop everything and just study film. I love film.
I'm blowing through this required alcohol course like it's nobodies business. Mostly because I already know about all of this crap. Which you would think I don't because I still drink. And play flip cup. And beer pong.
LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP, I MAY ADD.
But yeah. Now, a meme, that I jacked from ekamanganese's facebook. Because the picture caught my eye on my news feed and made me laugh for a good five minutes.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have a scar on my knee from where I scraped myself on a rock-wall in elementary school. I never showed my mom, and just put band-aids over it. But they kept getting soaked and falling off. In retrospect, I see now that it was severely infected (like woah) and i'm not sure how it went away, if I cleaned it or if my mom finally saw it, but i'm lucky the infection didn't spread or anything. But yeah, nice scar on there.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Cork board with an assortment of pictures, advertisements, business cards and my class schedule, movie posters and christmas lights.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I don't think I snore, I used to grind my teeth so bad my mom could hear it in her room next to mine, and once I talked in my sleep like I was possessed (so says my mother)
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Alternative, rock, and classical mostly. Right now i'm into very soft music.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Around six in the morning I think.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Someone to hang out with.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
The summer con season. The summer in general.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Ive got a couple, but i'm most proud of my rave googles and steampunk key necklaces from drayok on dA. Speaking of which, I need to order some awesome steampunk Grell goggles from Casey...
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'5".
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really, except when i'm in a really, really small space...like, I can't go see buried. I just can't. Just thinking about it makes me scared and it's not even a horror movie.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
After watching a horror movie yeah, but if i'm chill I actually love the dark.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Ive cried so much this year I don't even know.
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Heights.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Any color, really...I prefer dark though.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
I don't.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Tea.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni and black olives.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
CHINESE FOOD.
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Red.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
OH GOD WHY
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Don't remember.
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Meh.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Express jeans fit me the best, always. I pretty much only wear those. I wear general tops though, never anything "branded" although I have a huge affinity for burberry styles even though I can't afford them.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Eleven.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Gingers.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit." - Chuckie P.
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Wandering.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
On a cruise?
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Comfort food.
36. MEET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Ive met Paramore and Frank Iero from MCR. They're famous to me, okay?
37. FIRST JOB?
Hostess at an Italian Restaurant.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Hundreds wow.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Yeah, but you need to hope you speak their language, live in their country, and somehow meet them.
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Alcohol Course.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Minor, but yes.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My room.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Yes.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Ive started just wanting to hang out with good friends on my birthday. I'll maybe make a list of shit I need and don't want to buy myself, like headphones or something, but more than anything right now I want to spend a day derping with my friends.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
You're cute.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A soap opera character. And ive met like 5 other Ashleys with the same story.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
A cocky attitude, disrespect and control issues.
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
I fucking loved everything about high school.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Biolage
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's alright when I try.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey, oh god.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
My life is a bad habit.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I can be...generally ive stopped being jealous now though.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hellllllll no.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Meh, not so into it myself but idgaf if someone else does.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Crying.
58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Lose.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Stuffed animals. Always.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
181.
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
I would dance around the living room to the theme song.
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
BOTH, FUCK YOU PITTING MY TWO FAVORITE FOODS AGAINST ME.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I like it if they're generally awesome.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Ash, tiny, the dark one, that girl who always hangs around with Lisa.
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Flying.
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Weeds or Leverage
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Slowly destroy them by pitting outside forces separate from me against them.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Rainbow and cotton candy combo from TCBY.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes.
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
My laptop goes where ever I do.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
"Change your Major" meeting.
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Everywhere. I'll start with New York.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
If they're as bored as I am?
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Creep (Radiohead Cover) - Scala & Kolacny Brothers (the song from The Social Network trailer)
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Juan.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
How tall they are.
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Sleep.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
I don't know?
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
That border between Fall and Winter.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Gummies.
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Sisters.
85. FAVORITE HAIR COLOR?
I'm not sure, i'm slowly lightening my hair until I like it.
86. YOUR EYE COLOR?
Brown, sometimes yellow.
87. YOUR SHOE SIZE?
Seven.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Wendy's.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
As of right now Chilis.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
FUCK YES AND I MISS IT SO GOD DAMN MUCH.
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Not much.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The good ones. The ones where you wake up rested and go to sleep content with life.
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar, learning piano, and my voice if that counts.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Fuck both.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Whatever.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Gas.
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
Not sure.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Tell All by Chuck Palahniuk.