masturbate me

[do_voodoo]

'i'm never gonna die. i've tested it, my friends have tested it.'
oh how we feel helplessly trapped by the monotony of living.
it makes me wish i wasnt gonna live forever, because whats the point when day in and day out nothing changes.
what a waste of time.
what a boring life.

enhance me.
stimulate me.
masturbate my mind.
let me think of something besides who's been running through it since the dawn of time.