a beginning!

[do_me_bob]

My first two stories about Bob:

Me: Oh, Bob, what are you wearing?
Bob: NO CLOTHES WEAR
Me: Oh, that's hot!
Bob: I WED YOU?
Me: No, you're just a cheap fling.
Bob: HORNY AM I

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Bob: BANNANA HAVE I
Me: That's nice.
Bob: WITH YOU I WANT TO DO IT
Me: During the commercial..

More to come!