it's the end of the world as we know it...

[dnz4him]

Okay, so I'm officially freaking the fuck out. I don't know who's okay and who's not at this point... my phone died an hour ago, and living out in the middle of nowhere is about as un-reassuring as it gets right now. But I guess it's safer this way, for me anyhow... it can't spread here as easily, right

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[unkickablekitty]

I'm keeping a bowl of brains on hand. I mean, maybe they'll play nice and just go after them.

... Or that's what I'm telling myself they'll do.

In the words of Monty Python, "Run away!"

But yeah. Haven't gotten me yet, thankfully. *locks doors and windows*

(PS: *cracks sideways* Lava lamp? Little-zombies? You're amazing.)

[dnz4him]

That's a good plan. Dare I ask where you got them, though? I mean, we have a lot of stuff on hand, but brains isn't one of them...

Monty Python wisdom is always appropriate. Glad to hear you're still okay!

[unkickablekitty]

*shifty eyes*

Well, erm... I once had a cousin named Bob.

... Bob wasn't very nice.

I figured that Bob would be nicer without brains.

I was right, apparently. *pets Bob's brains*

[dnz4him]

LMAO. Poor Bob.

[unkickablekitty]

Yeah, well. He was a worthy sacrifice. I wonder how many other long-lost cousins I have....

[speedy_crs]

I am SO, SO confused. And amused. :D

Chris