you tied the rope, you watched me fall
ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A REDNECK WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID."I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. HE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE REDNECK WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH.NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE
DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.THE REDNECK WOMAN FINALLY SAID,
"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."
...only jays mom would send me that.. sorry i thought it was funny
Thats my woody
chyenne
and thats my pups dakota.. which my dad would never let me keep so they are all at my aunts....
and just some pics we had to take a couple weeks ago
i think we look FAT
zach...jake.. n jay