i am a douche bag/i rule
finally something's fallen into place. things are good. adequate enough, anyway.
drank today. and not alone. i waddled about and sang to the radio. accidentally ate half a half-cooked chicken wing before realizing hey this is probably going to cause something horrible and foul to happen to my body and spitting it out in the sink.
i can't remember the last time i had my picture taken. i should do that tomorrow. i need two. and it is absolutely imperative that the length of my face fall between an inch and an inch and three-eighths. absolutely it is.
the rats are healthy, but sophie's been acting out. she got a hold of the corner of my comforter and managed to fashion a combination nest-urinal out of it. ergo the pair have acquired a fairly repellent odor and now require a ratbath. not totally sure how to go about that. up until now they've taken care of all the hygienic stuff themselves. i actually considered using the super fabric odor remover but reasoned myself out of it. after a few days of the smell it became exceedingly tempting. so i tried bathing them in a partially filled sink but they're squirmers. i guess it's a reasonable notion to avoid even the smallest bodies of water when you're so very small and don't own a pair of waterwings.
12/03-12/11 will probably be the best 8 days of the year.
drank today. and not alone. i waddled about and sang to the radio. accidentally ate half a half-cooked chicken wing before realizing hey this is probably going to cause something horrible and foul to happen to my body and spitting it out in the sink.
i can't remember the last time i had my picture taken. i should do that tomorrow. i need two. and it is absolutely imperative that the length of my face fall between an inch and an inch and three-eighths. absolutely it is.
the rats are healthy, but sophie's been acting out. she got a hold of the corner of my comforter and managed to fashion a combination nest-urinal out of it. ergo the pair have acquired a fairly repellent odor and now require a ratbath. not totally sure how to go about that. up until now they've taken care of all the hygienic stuff themselves. i actually considered using the super fabric odor remover but reasoned myself out of it. after a few days of the smell it became exceedingly tempting. so i tried bathing them in a partially filled sink but they're squirmers. i guess it's a reasonable notion to avoid even the smallest bodies of water when you're so very small and don't own a pair of waterwings.
12/03-12/11 will probably be the best 8 days of the year.