Observation

Feb 17, 2006 16:57

I've noticed that when gay men on gay.com make a screen name with an Abercrombie & Fitch reference in it, they NEVER look like they would be employed by Abercrombie & Fitch. They don't even look like they would be employed by The Gap, and you know they hire anyone.

Another observation....

When gay men on gay.com use "boy" or "boi" in their screen names, they are generally in their mid 30's and don't exactly resemble a boy.

Hmm, gay men of the world, I digress, GET A FUCKING CLUE.

I am also very over unattractive gay men who CONSTANTLY sit and gossip about more attractive gay men, in a negative way. Nobody fucking cares if his hairs shitty, he has a six pack and a 10 inch dick. When your packing a 10" bust and have lovely hair, you should keep your mouth shut.

I digress...GET A FUCKING CLUE.

In other news, I have a date tonight with Rob. I can't even begin to tell you how incredibly nervous I am. It's the first date I've been on in a good 6 months. He's so sweet, we have so much in common, and he's incredibly good looking. Not that I would consider myself ugly (pics in userinfo if you want to rip me apart) but he just has that body that all gay men want. You know, 6 pack abs, skinny waist, strong legs, buff arms. Yeah, he has it all. We've been talking on the phone every night for a good 2 or 3 hours and we've really hit it off. Which is why I'm so incredibly nervous that he's going to take one look at me and "come down with a cold."

Fuck, he's like PERFECT.

I'm also afraid that if we do start dating and it gets serious I'll have to break up with him because I move to Sandusky in May.

Oh why me?

<3 Kyle
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