An odd thing happened to me.
[So, poor R has finally managed to get rid of the Hello Dolly form he was graced with. He does not know precisely how. And quite frankly he will not indulge. Not after being hit with a business card-laden pie in the face.]
You will all have to forgive me if I will not, ah, partake in having my mind scrambled by that room over there again. I will proceed to this next door......and hope for the best.
[he opens it, and steps in. There is silence for a good ten minutes from him. It is as if he never went in at all.
Then comes the screams that sound like someone is dying. They sound very, very painful. That is, until they stop. And are replaced by R's enthusiastic exclamations]
OH. OOOH.
OOOOH. I think I shall like this room. I think I shall be coming in here often.
Military prowess aside, I've always wanted to know how my systems would react to feeling lucky, punk.
[there is sudden sounds of machine-gun fire, and an eerie radiation-green glow emanating from within, as the door closes shut]
((OOC: Hopefully, no one will mind this and it won't get out of control. But feel free to delete if there is a problem, mods!
I introduce...THE WAR ROOM. Here in this room, which is on the inside like a large colusseum with plenty of seats for spectators, are weapons of ALL kinds, ranging from things as harmless as plastic sporks to laser-guided nuclear warheads, and everything and anything in between, even weapons on the fantastic side. They are real weapons and they will kill you - which is what happened to R just now, as he got shrunk and killed by a Goomba a la Super Mario style. But then something happened - seconds later, R was brought back to life, and thus R did and is wreaking revenge on the Goomba that killed him by nuking him to oblivion and back.
Yup, because someone put in a few Game Genie codes bfore popping the cartridge in was feeling cracky (and when is death in Death Note not cracky?) you have INFINITE LIVES in this room. Yes, you heard me. Your character can die in as many ways as you wish. You can be killed by another character. You can cut them down with a herring if it's sharp enough if you want. You can even snipe at a spectating character (as the spectator seats are SUPPOSED to be 'safe') if you want, but so long as they are in THE WAR ROOM they will come back to life, presumably the way they were before they came into the room (but there'll be exceptions to that I bet? ;p) FOREVER. It is a room of INFINITE LIFE!
Of course, there are limitations and side effects. Weapons coming from this room will immediately disintegrate upon leaving - no exceptions. And because R is nuking the Goomba to kingdom come and back (and forth and back and forth and back and) people who leave the room will be glowing green for a little while. It'll wear off eventually, but in the meantime stay away from potatoes, lest they spontaneously explode upon your arrival? :o))
You will all have to forgive me if I will not, ah, partake in having my mind scrambled by that room over there again. I will proceed to this next door......and hope for the best.
[he opens it, and steps in. There is silence for a good ten minutes from him. It is as if he never went in at all.
Then comes the screams that sound like someone is dying. They sound very, very painful. That is, until they stop. And are replaced by R's enthusiastic exclamations]
OH. OOOH.
OOOOH. I think I shall like this room. I think I shall be coming in here often.
Military prowess aside, I've always wanted to know how my systems would react to feeling lucky, punk.
[there is sudden sounds of machine-gun fire, and an eerie radiation-green glow emanating from within, as the door closes shut]
((OOC: Hopefully, no one will mind this and it won't get out of control. But feel free to delete if there is a problem, mods!
I introduce...THE WAR ROOM. Here in this room, which is on the inside like a large colusseum with plenty of seats for spectators, are weapons of ALL kinds, ranging from things as harmless as plastic sporks to laser-guided nuclear warheads, and everything and anything in between, even weapons on the fantastic side. They are real weapons and they will kill you - which is what happened to R just now, as he got shrunk and killed by a Goomba a la Super Mario style. But then something happened - seconds later, R was brought back to life, and thus R did and is wreaking revenge on the Goomba that killed him by nuking him to oblivion and back.
Yup, because someone put in a few Game Genie codes bfore popping the cartridge in was feeling cracky (and when is death in Death Note not cracky?) you have INFINITE LIVES in this room. Yes, you heard me. Your character can die in as many ways as you wish. You can be killed by another character. You can cut them down with a herring if it's sharp enough if you want. You can even snipe at a spectating character (as the spectator seats are SUPPOSED to be 'safe') if you want, but so long as they are in THE WAR ROOM they will come back to life, presumably the way they were before they came into the room (but there'll be exceptions to that I bet? ;p) FOREVER. It is a room of INFINITE LIFE!
Of course, there are limitations and side effects. Weapons coming from this room will immediately disintegrate upon leaving - no exceptions. And because R is nuking the Goomba to kingdom come and back (and forth and back and forth and back and) people who leave the room will be glowing green for a little while. It'll wear off eventually, but in the meantime stay away from potatoes, lest they spontaneously explode upon your arrival? :o))