Justice and explosions for all!

[onlydisappear]

[Matt doesn't really care where he's going, these days, and he doesn't look to make sure the room where the kitchen ought to be is actually the kitchen. But he is somewhat surprised to find himself in a suit, complete with a fedora. Heeey, stylin', he thinks, checking out the new duds. Only, why is everything orange? Oh right, the room put the

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[firm_detective]

*When L steps into the room, he finds that he is holding a cup of tea. This is not unwelcome. The hat and suit, however, are.*

Right, then -- why is your tie burnt through, old chap?

*He has never read P.G. Wodehouse, so while he recognizes that his style of speech has changed to a ridiculous degree, he does not realize that he now sounds like a member of the Drones Club.*

*With a sigh, he sips at the tea.*

[ooc: GUESS WHOSE NOTIFS ARE APPARENTLY $#&!ING BROKEN?

Er... mine. *makes woeface*]

[thatonekiraguy]

"Muahahahaha!"

In the shadows, a sparkley caped figure glowers.

[firm_detective]

*This catches his attention.*

Kira! We will catch you, one day soon, and you will sparkle no more.

[thatonekiraguy]

"We'll see about that, L!"

He leaps from his standpoint and lands in a crouch, righting himself so that he grins smugle at his rival.

ooc: I so totally ran about screaming that at school.

[firm_detective]

I'll wipe that ruddy grin off of your face.

*Suddenly, a damp flannel appears in his right hand.*

WITH THIS!

[thatonekiraguy]

He flinches. It's wet.

ooc:Damn, I'm getting no emails either.

[firm_detective]

*His eyes narrow, and he makes a move towards Kira with the wet cloth, which he is holding at arm's length.*

[onlydisappear]

L, sir. I'm afraid I've bollocksed it up a bit, sir. [He rubs at the back of his neck.] Laser vision. Didn't know my own strength.

[firm_detective]

That was mutton-headed of you.

Where will you find a new tie?

[OOC oh god I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS. :-\ ]

[onlydisappear]

I know, sir. [Shame!]

Oh! Perhaps you could use your deductive skills to figure out where I can get a new one.

[firm_detective]

*He rolls his eyes, then begins to loosen his own tie. Making the suit more comfortable would be an indescribable improvement.*

Take mine.

*After slipping the tie over his head, he hands it to Matt, then unbuttons the top button of his shirt.*

Better.

[onlydisappear]

Much obliged, sir.

[It's a good thing L didn't untie it, because Matt never learnt to tie one himself. He swaps the burned one for the new one.]

What's the plan, then?

[firm_detective]

Cleaning up Kira. Just now I have this wet flannel... I deduce that there is shampoo hidden somewhere in the room.

[onlydisappear]

Will washing his hair thwart him?

[He's not clear on how this would work, but L is the one with the mad deduction skillz.]

[misamisal]

L!

::Misa points to him dramatically, then BZZZT she wavers slightly.::
This is...strange...some sort of...longing and attraction-

What kind of new power is this, you fiend??!!

((ooc: LOL Oh maaaaan. ;) The rooms messing with Misa so she's more like the comic version, yet there are underlying feelings of how she really feels counteracting with it. ;) ))

[firm_detective]

*He stares at her for a long moment.*

... Misa, why are you wearing that daft outfit?