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[pissyouoff]

[One of the doors opens up and out comes a female Mello stumbling backwards and then toppling over ]

[ She takes a second to get herself back up before looking around with an irritated and puzzled look]

What the fuck?

(ooc: Hey. I bring new one for the masses. Mostly canon outside of the chick factor. Taken sometime before kidnapping Sayu.)

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[misamisal]

::Nibbling on a bar of dark chocolate, another unwrapped bar in her hand, she smiles at this apparently new arrival. A female, even!::

Oh wow, you're only the second female Mello I've seen.

::She extends the unwrapped bar to Mello::
Here, you can have this. It's dark chocolate, I hope that's alright.

[pissyouoff]

[She eyes the chocolate warily, looking at it like it might be poison. ..'Course there's no reason why someone would go killing her with such a pleasant greeting. She accepts it.]

That's it? What the fuck is this place overloaded with testosterone for?

[misamisal]

::she laughs and shrugs::
I know, it's weird. There was a time where there were only two girls at all!
At least there's the gender switch room. Maybe we can round up some of the guys and shove 'em in just to even the field a little.

[pissyouoff]

That sounds highly amusing. I doubt that'd make them smarter though..

[misamisal]

Perhaps, but at least we can laugh when they freak out about periods and such.
::she takes another nibble of the chocolate, chuckling behind it::

[pissyouoff]

That's true. I'd like to see that. Maybe take a couple of pictures.. You can take pictures here, right?

So, just throwing it out there. Be offended if you want. [She takes a bite of the chocolate, chewing on it while eyeing Misa.] You're not just being nice to me because you're trying to get on my goodside, right? Or maybe you're just stupid as shit? Wouldn't know never met my Misa.

[misamisal]

Yeah, definitely. I've taken lots of pictures.

::she chuckles softly and shakes her head, waving her free hand slightly:
No, no, I wouldn't do that. I like Mello's, you're all very dedicated. Besides, I'm friends with the other female Mello. Plus, I know how it feels to be brought here, so there's common ground.
Speak of which, I'm guessing you've been told the details of this place, hmm? X's on dangerous doors, other rooms messing with us, ecetera?

[pissyouoff]

So you're not Kira's girlfriend? Interesting.. I like ya already. And yeah Mel and Ryuuzaki filled me in pretty good.

[misamisal]

Oh good, I'm glad you met them!
::she looks a little sheepish, embaressed now::
Well, actually, I was Light's girlfriend a few years a go. But, I came to know just how terrible he was so I dumped him. Later, after I got my memories back, I turned him in and confessed to being the second Kira. Um...I'm actually L's girlfriend. He's probably the L you met, he's the one that goes by Ryuuzaki.

[pissyouoff]

......You're dating L? Dating L. L is dating someone? [Mello is staring at her now in complete shock. She feels like her brain just imploded.] That's weirder than the cat and the evil Near.

[misamisal]

::she laughs::
Yes, I was surprised, too. It kind of took us both by surprise.
You met the Kira Near? I haven't seen him in a while.
Oh gosh, which cat? There's the Near cat, Matt cat, a Ryuk cat, and then there are the people with cat ears and tails.

[pissyouoff]

What the hell. I don't even want to know what's going on here that makes people fall in love like that.

[She shakes her head] Ah- no I haven't met him. Ryuuzaki just mentioned the guy. If nobody's seen him that's fine with me. I don't want to run into that fuck fest.
...I ran into an L cat.

[misamisal]

Oh, it wasn't a room or anything. We'e been here a while and or relationship just sort of blossomed.
::she blushes softly, but continues to smile::

Oh, that's good. He was probably taken home or something.
::this time laughs behind her hand::
Oh yeah, he's a new arrival, too. I was really surprised when I saw him the other day. It turns out in his world people have the ears and tails until either they grow old enough or they lose their virginity. I can only imagine how that would go over, especially if someone was trying to keep it a secret that they had done it. I just imagine all the angry fathers.

[pissyouoff]

So.. other me is dating Matt. You're dating L. ..And this is just happens?

[An expression that reads 'What the fuck' is being made] Lose their virginity? That's interesting.

[misamisal]

::she shrugs::
Yeah, I guess so. There's an A with Mikami, and for a while there was a non Kira Light dating a male version of you. There was also a Matt and a Near together, and I think there was also a few there Mello and Near as well as an L and Light...
::she shrugs again::
There's a lot of people that come through here and leave, so it's hard to keep track of them all sometimes.

[pissyouoff]

Mel's use of the word 'clusterfuck' to describe this place is highly appropriate, huh?