The Best Lines from Ugly Betty: Season 1, Episode 13 - In or Out
The Best Lines from Ugly Betty: Season 1, Episode 13
I know this episode is a favorite of many.... I hope you enjoy. There are so many great lines and moments from this episode.
Hilda: Is there a sign on my forehead that says, “Crap here?”
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Marc: When you move into Daniel’s old office, I am not sitting in Betty’s old chair. This bum don’t slum.
Wilhelmina: That’s not what I heard.
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Fashion Buzz Reporter: (about Daniel) It’s rumor has it he is in Brazil. Licking his wounds…and anything else that walks by.
(Yeah.. he's hiding under his bed in the fetal position.)
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Betty: I can’t believe you never went to Rio. You sent me a postcard, like every other day. The weather’s beautiful. I’m doing great. Hey, I gotta go. It’s Lambada time.
Daniel: What did you want me to write? I’m hiding under my bed, curled up in the fetal position. Wish you were here.
(That's sweet.. Daniel thought to write Betty... AWWWWW)
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Daniel: Look at you. Fashion Week. Five months ago, you thought Cavali was a kind of pasta.
Betty: Yeah! So did you.
(These two are so different.. but so much a like.)
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Betty: Now, should we discuss this cheeto tan?
Daniel: What I was supposed to be in Rio for two weeks?
Betty: You look like an Ompa Loompa.
(Daniel can always count on Betty to tell him the truth.)
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Amanda: What did you bring us back from Brazil?
Betty: Surprise.
Marc: Should we hit it with a bat and see if candy falls out?
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Amanda: I’m going to fire the mail room.
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Betty: I’m gonna get Daniel a new horse to ride…. That didn’t sound as dirty in my head.
(LOL)
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Betty: It’s half off, if you sing.
Daniel: But I’m rich.
(Gosh!!! I love that she dragged him up to sing.. and then actually took his glass from him and drank from it.)
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Betty: It’s almost as good as s blizzard.
Daniel: What do you mean?
Betty: It’s the city stops.. and there is silence and everything kind of sparkles
(The look that Daniel gives her at that moment…..one reason that I am totally a Detty.)
Betty: Next time, I can’t sleep. I’m going to come back to this exact spot. 5 am.. I’ll be on this bridge.
Daniel: Call me. I’ll meet you.
(They never went back to that bridge....Darn it!!! This moment was so great.. The way he looked at her... you knew that one day....someday... he was going to fall in love with her.)
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Daniel: You are better than any model, Betty. Much better.
(One of the best lines ever.)
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Amanda: It doesn’t matter, if you are sitting on a chair, a stool or a donkey. You’re Daniel’s assistant. His only one.
(And she would be his only one....even after she wasn't his assistant anymore.)