Aug 18, 2010 19:48
Ugly Betty- The Best Lines from Season 1: Episode 9- Four Thanksgivings and a Funeral
Great episode!! Full of some good Detty moments... like Betty trying to teach Daniel to salsa over the phone.
Daniel: If you were serious about a guy, you would always be talking about him. You are always going on about that guy… Wilbur
Betty: Walter!! Daniel, are you okay?
Daniel: No. I’m not okay. I’m spend the day waiting by the phone and checking my email every two minutes. It’s like I’m this close to splitting a Cobb Salad with Sarah Jessica Parker, and talking about shoes.
Betty: I really miss that show.
(It is funny to see Daniel freak out about a woman...of course, we know that Sofia was playing games..still funny to see him freak out.. LOL)
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Wilhelmina: You want to live my life… pay my bills.
(Words to live by....)
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Daniel: My father is going to invite all his editors, so they can tell him what a genius he is. My mother will be fresh out of detox, stealing the olives out of martini glasses and sucking them dry in the janitor’s closet.
(This single line really says so much about the Meade family... too bad they don't know that Alex is now a woman...yet!)
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Daniel: I would really like to be your friend.
Sofia: Friend’s hands don’t go that low.
(Poor Daniel!!!! Can't blame him for trying)
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Daniel: Thanksgiving without family would be… Thursday.
Daniel: Betty! I need you now.
Betty: Where are you?
Daniel: I’m at the loft. Hurry! It’s an emergency.
(This scene makes me laugh... especially how he said he needs her now.)
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Marc: What’s that weird float over there?
Amanda: That’s not a float. That’s Betty!
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Betty: You called me over here to pick out a shirt.
Daniel: Would you rather I swallowed a bottle of pills? It took you 45 minutes to get here. I would be dead already.
Betty: I left my family on Thanksgiving. I hate to cut across the parade route. I almost got run over by those Queer Eye guys, riding a giant pilgrim….Okay! That came out wrong.
Daniel: Betty, this is an emergency. I have to sit across from Sofia and her boyfriend at this brunch. I have to look good.
Betty: Are you wearing cover-up?
Daniel: I have a pimple, alright. Go away!
Betty: I am going away. Bye Daniel!
Daniel: No wait! What about the shirts? We haven’t even talked shoes yet.
(Great Scene!!! Daniel is too cute.)
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Claire: I have never been to one of your father’s work functions sober. I always thought there twice as many people.
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Betty: Look in a mirror. Are you biting your lower lip? (on the phone)
Daniel: No
Betty: Yes, you are. Don’t do that.
(They already know each others looks....AWWWWWWW!!!!!)