The Best Lines from Season 1, Episode 5 - Fey’s Sleigh Ride
The Best Lines from Season 1, Episode 5 - Fey’s Sleigh Ride
Amanda: You should have seen her. She was so gross. All she did was talk about herself all night.
Daniel: That doesn’t sound like Betty
Amanda: Get a drink in her and it is the Betty show. She would not shut up.
(I love that Daniel said that it didn't sound like Betty... seems like Amanda is jealous of Betty...even maybe threatened.)
Amanda: Trash talk is what I do best. Well, second best.
(Big Surprise....)
Marc: Poor Girl doesn’t know we invited her to show people she really exists. She’s like the real like snuffleupagus.
(Great line. Michael Urie is awesome.)
Justin: You are like a celebrity. The Meade security guard knows your name. (Marc and Amanda walk into elevator.
Betty: Look here are some of my friends.
Amanda: Just because we are sharing an elevator, doesn’t mean we are friends.
Betty: Marc, Amanda. This is Justin
Marc: Ohhh! So that’s pregnancy weight.
Betty: No. He’s my nephew.
Justin: (to Amanda) Oh My God! Manolo Blahnik 2004
Marc: Wearing two year old shoes…even I didn’t catch that… defiantly not your son.
(I know this is like a whole scene.. but it was so funny.)
Wilhelmina: Kiss your loved ones goodbye and expect to come home to dead pets.
Marc: Smoopy!
(So Marc does have a heart... who knew.)
Carlo Medina: So tell me, is Daniel Meade a complete incompetent? Or like a slow but cute younger brother?
(Too funny)
Betty: I guess we should go to Wilhelmina and confess.
Amanda: Have you been smoking one of your ponchos?
(Nope.. but you have been smoking Betty's ponchos?)
Daniel: Do you work here?
Justin: Someday!
(I have no doubt.. that Justin will work at Mode someday.)
Daniel: Betty, I don’t have time to hear about this.
Betty: You told me not to hide things from you, Daniel.
Daniel: Listen to me. I don’t have to know about everything, especially if knowing about it means that I would end up losing you.
(This is not a funny line.. but it really the first lines where you can see that Daniel can see the importance of Betty in his life. He is protecting her. The episode was the first sign of Detty for me. The first sign of a strong bond forming. Even Amanda seemed jealous of Betty.)
Daniel: Maybe we do other winter holidays, like Kwanza
Wilhelmina: Did you just gesture me when you said Kwanza?
(Great line...)
Marc: Word of Advice. Be who you are. Wear what you want. Just learn to run real fast.
(Words to live by.)