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[dna_pirate]

Tonight my brother was in a very creative mood.

Sean(bro): Chloe, do you know E=MC² means?
Me: No, Sean.
Sean: E is for... Environment....
Me: Oh really.
Sean: M... is for... My...
Me: ...
Sean: And do you know what C is?
Me: ... Crap?
Sean: Nooooo. C is for... Cha.
Me: Cha?
Sean: Yeah. But then there's the square, so it becomes.... Cha-cha.
Me: ... Environment = My Cha Cha?

And then later, he tells me:

Sean: Do you know what the 'CM' in CM Punk stands for? It stands for Char Mee.
Me: Char Mee Punk...

And barely a minute later:

Sean: You know, I think the Malays like pork.
Me: Why?
Sean: For example, Bukit Antarabangsa.
Me: What about it?
Sean: Bukit = Bkt? Bak Kut Teh?
Me: ...

And as we're heading upstairs...

Sean: PIG stands for Pork Is Good.

................................ *speechless*