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There are twenty-two fics that are categorized as "Complete" out of a grand total of 66 mpreg Death Note stories on the Pit.
...I was happier not knowing that.
Story Or Series Title: It all began with a curse
Fandom: Death Note
Culprit Author's Name: Mimi-Mako
Full Name (plus titles if any): Trey and Mimi
Full Species(es): self-insert Sues
Hair Color (include adjectives): Trey has purple hair. Mimi has red hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Mimi--I think--has attire "of something that wouldn’t be worn in the winter months. On her chest was what appeared to be nothing more than a simple cloth wrapped around her boobs, and on her lower half was nothing more than a towel." I'd say that stands out a bit.
Special Possessions (if any): the ability to curse male pregnancy on men who don't give in to unreasonable demands; "a bit of dyslexia" in that one of them cannot tell the difference between 18 and 81 (I'm pretty sure this was meant to be "funny"; stereotypical online-diagnosed ADD behavior (presumably further attempts at humor).
Annoying Origin: They've been dumped/cheated on by numerous boys (my guess is for being obnoxious) so now they "get back" at men who never did anything to them by using a robotic fortune teller to approach these completely random men, who, if rude to the robot, get hit up by random bouts of mpreg. This may well be the worst idea for a fanfic ever, IMO.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: play midwives to Mello
Annoying Special Abilities: mpreg cursing. Having high-tech medical equipment in a shack.
Other Annoying Traits: They're self-inserts who impregnate Mello. I'm not sure it gets more annoying than that.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
“If you let me read your fortune can you give me your jacket?” asked the girl
“My fortune!?” said Mello with a little laugh. “So you want me to give you my jacket and in return your going to lie to me!?”
“No I will not lie to you, I am not a fake but something real.” said the girl with a sigh “Alas I am only free during the moonless nights…”
“Alas I am not going to give a whore like you my jacket!” said Mello slightly mocking her.
“But sir…”
“Let’s go Matt.”
“Yeah.”
The two boys walked onward into the dark city streets, not really understanding what had just happened. The girl looked at the boys then spoke to herself, “Not sparing anything for a poor fortuneteller? I saw terrible things in that boy’s eyes, and with so I will give him a terrible curse.”
"Terrible things," so the answer to that is to give him a kid to screw up?
The two arrive at a decent restaurant. You know the type of restaurant that might have roaches running around but you go to eat there anyway. Uh, no, I wouldn't call that a decent restaurant. I'd be calling the Health Department to let them know the unsanitary conditions of the place. Then I'd be leaving.
Once Mello reached the bathroom doors he was faced with some sort of dilemma. He didn't know which one to go into, he knew he couldnt go into the men one dressed like a woman, and he didn't want to go into the woman one because he is a man.
Mello went back to the table to go ask Matt for some counsel on which restroom he would have to use. "Matt, what bathroom do I use?"
"Ummm...I don't know." this wasnt something Matt had really thought about "Can you wait until we go home, or do you really need to go to like throw up or something?"
"I dont need to throw up I just need to pee, but..." he looked back at the two restrooms "I guess I can wait until we go home."
"Try going into the girl's restroom it might be fun!" suggested Matt
"But Matt what if they see my penis!?"
"Don't worry, girls don't use urinals they sit down on a toilet in a stall. No one will be able to tell unless you leave the door open."
"I know that! It's just that it might be awkward."
Second in line for the place of L, yet he doesn't have enough common sense to know which bathroom to use.
"Hey, Matt why dont we call that one Rouge?" said Mello pointing to the baby
"Rouge?"
"Yeah, just because his hair is a bit reddened."
"Okay good, we'll call him that, now what about the other one?" Matt glanced over at the more blond looking one.
Again the two were silenced trying to think of a name, then once more Matt suggested "How about Koko?"
"But isnt that a girl name?"
"So what? Let him be different."
"Fine, he'll be called Koko."
Eleven chapters of Mello OOC-ness and the Suethor can't even fall on the old fanon standby of making Mello uberviolent and smacking the bejesus out of Matt for coming up with such a stupid name? Not that "Rouge" for a strawberry-blond baby is any better, but...just saying it would have been redeemed by a little over-the-top Mello freak out by this point.
I was going to feature this one 57-chapter craptacular, because it was Near-mpreg and that in itself is WTF even for DN, but it was the most boring thing I'd ever read, which is saying a lot.
...I was happier not knowing that.
Story Or Series Title: It all began with a curse
Fandom: Death Note
Culprit Author's Name: Mimi-Mako
Full Name (plus titles if any): Trey and Mimi
Full Species(es): self-insert Sues
Hair Color (include adjectives): Trey has purple hair. Mimi has red hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Mimi--I think--has attire "of something that wouldn’t be worn in the winter months. On her chest was what appeared to be nothing more than a simple cloth wrapped around her boobs, and on her lower half was nothing more than a towel." I'd say that stands out a bit.
Special Possessions (if any): the ability to curse male pregnancy on men who don't give in to unreasonable demands; "a bit of dyslexia" in that one of them cannot tell the difference between 18 and 81 (I'm pretty sure this was meant to be "funny"; stereotypical online-diagnosed ADD behavior (presumably further attempts at humor).
Annoying Origin: They've been dumped/cheated on by numerous boys (my guess is for being obnoxious) so now they "get back" at men who never did anything to them by using a robotic fortune teller to approach these completely random men, who, if rude to the robot, get hit up by random bouts of mpreg. This may well be the worst idea for a fanfic ever, IMO.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: play midwives to Mello
Annoying Special Abilities: mpreg cursing. Having high-tech medical equipment in a shack.
Other Annoying Traits: They're self-inserts who impregnate Mello. I'm not sure it gets more annoying than that.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
“If you let me read your fortune can you give me your jacket?” asked the girl
“My fortune!?” said Mello with a little laugh. “So you want me to give you my jacket and in return your going to lie to me!?”
“No I will not lie to you, I am not a fake but something real.” said the girl with a sigh “Alas I am only free during the moonless nights…”
“Alas I am not going to give a whore like you my jacket!” said Mello slightly mocking her.
“But sir…”
“Let’s go Matt.”
“Yeah.”
The two boys walked onward into the dark city streets, not really understanding what had just happened. The girl looked at the boys then spoke to herself, “Not sparing anything for a poor fortuneteller? I saw terrible things in that boy’s eyes, and with so I will give him a terrible curse.”
"Terrible things," so the answer to that is to give him a kid to screw up?
The two arrive at a decent restaurant. You know the type of restaurant that might have roaches running around but you go to eat there anyway. Uh, no, I wouldn't call that a decent restaurant. I'd be calling the Health Department to let them know the unsanitary conditions of the place. Then I'd be leaving.
Once Mello reached the bathroom doors he was faced with some sort of dilemma. He didn't know which one to go into, he knew he couldnt go into the men one dressed like a woman, and he didn't want to go into the woman one because he is a man.
Mello went back to the table to go ask Matt for some counsel on which restroom he would have to use. "Matt, what bathroom do I use?"
"Ummm...I don't know." this wasnt something Matt had really thought about "Can you wait until we go home, or do you really need to go to like throw up or something?"
"I dont need to throw up I just need to pee, but..." he looked back at the two restrooms "I guess I can wait until we go home."
"Try going into the girl's restroom it might be fun!" suggested Matt
"But Matt what if they see my penis!?"
"Don't worry, girls don't use urinals they sit down on a toilet in a stall. No one will be able to tell unless you leave the door open."
"I know that! It's just that it might be awkward."
Second in line for the place of L, yet he doesn't have enough common sense to know which bathroom to use.
"Hey, Matt why dont we call that one Rouge?" said Mello pointing to the baby
"Rouge?"
"Yeah, just because his hair is a bit reddened."
"Okay good, we'll call him that, now what about the other one?" Matt glanced over at the more blond looking one.
Again the two were silenced trying to think of a name, then once more Matt suggested "How about Koko?"
"But isnt that a girl name?"
"So what? Let him be different."
"Fine, he'll be called Koko."
Eleven chapters of Mello OOC-ness and the Suethor can't even fall on the old fanon standby of making Mello uberviolent and smacking the bejesus out of Matt for coming up with such a stupid name? Not that "Rouge" for a strawberry-blond baby is any better, but...just saying it would have been redeemed by a little over-the-top Mello freak out by this point.
I was going to feature this one 57-chapter craptacular, because it was Near-mpreg and that in itself is WTF even for DN, but it was the most boring thing I'd ever read, which is saying a lot.