Fic - Synonym!Jin
Title: Synonyms for “Jin”
Author: dn_soir
Pairing: Jin/Everyone? Nonexistent
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13 (but only because of language and certain magazines.) And THE LENGTH, OMG I’M SO SORRY IT’S SO SHORT! I CANNOT THINK!
Disclaimer: I AM IN NO WAY SAYING THAT JIN IS ST00PID! I LOVE HIM TO DEATH! I apologize in advance if anyone thinks I bash JE too much, because, honestly, it’s hilarious in my world…But I still think Jin’s awesome, and smart, and yeah. One day I’ll write a fic where Ryo looks stupid and Jin looks smart. Any ideas, fellow fans? *all ears* Catch phrases, ect., toss ‘em at me.
Notes: I wrote this awhile back, but I’m just retouching it now, and then posting it. I actually wrote this when I read somewhere (not sure if it was an actual article or fanfic), that Ryo joked about being a serious fan of the American Playboy magazine. I mean, I’m sure most men are, but, for some odd reason, the thought cracked me up so much I nearly died. Ryo, you are the kill!!!
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It was partially because he was bored and partially because he was really annoyed. Jin was walking back and forth through the Dream Boys dressing room then into the hallway, where he promptly turned around and continued to pace in the opposite direction. Jin was biting absently at his fingernails, but the most confusing thing about the whole action was that Jin didn’t even seem to be concentrating or contemplating anything. He was just pacing for lack of anything to do, and it was aggravating Ryo to no end. Finally, just because he couldn’t stand it anymore, Ryo stated loud enough for the entire room to hear:
“Jin’s a fag.”
…which made the whole room freeze. All eyes turned in Ryo’s direction, who was, pretty convincingly, reading a playboy magazine with utmost interest.
“I-who-huhn-what?” Jin blinked several times then continued to pace, with a confused expression gracing his features. When it finally hit him -like a 3000lb. lead pipe- what Ryo had said, Jin slowed down his pacing so as to allow more blood to rush to his brain, then, to the rest of his muscles. When Jin turned to Ryo and attempted to say, “I’m a what?” Ryo immediately interrupted with,
“Fag,” Ryo repeated, raising his eyebrows while his eyes still concentrated on the very educational magazine before him. When he received no response, Ryo looked up and raised his eyebrows even further at Jin’s serious expression. “F-A-G, synonym for ‘Jin’-“
“-but without him we’d be totally lonely and deprived, right?” Yamapi laughed at Koki’s loud comment, as they walked into the dressing room, talking about something most definitely different. Then Yamapi noticed that the room was completely silent and everyone had turned their heads away, hands to their mouths in silent laughter, and immediately clammed up. Ryo stared at Koki with the most confused and disgusted expression he could muster, who then glared and barked back,
“What th’ Fuck you lookin’ at, Fag?!”
End.
(Maybe I’ll write more Synonym fics…)
Author: dn_soir
Pairing: Jin/Everyone? Nonexistent
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13 (but only because of language and certain magazines.) And THE LENGTH, OMG I’M SO SORRY IT’S SO SHORT! I CANNOT THINK!
Disclaimer: I AM IN NO WAY SAYING THAT JIN IS ST00PID! I LOVE HIM TO DEATH! I apologize in advance if anyone thinks I bash JE too much, because, honestly, it’s hilarious in my world…But I still think Jin’s awesome, and smart, and yeah. One day I’ll write a fic where Ryo looks stupid and Jin looks smart. Any ideas, fellow fans? *all ears* Catch phrases, ect., toss ‘em at me.
Notes: I wrote this awhile back, but I’m just retouching it now, and then posting it. I actually wrote this when I read somewhere (not sure if it was an actual article or fanfic), that Ryo joked about being a serious fan of the American Playboy magazine. I mean, I’m sure most men are, but, for some odd reason, the thought cracked me up so much I nearly died. Ryo, you are the kill!!!
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It was partially because he was bored and partially because he was really annoyed. Jin was walking back and forth through the Dream Boys dressing room then into the hallway, where he promptly turned around and continued to pace in the opposite direction. Jin was biting absently at his fingernails, but the most confusing thing about the whole action was that Jin didn’t even seem to be concentrating or contemplating anything. He was just pacing for lack of anything to do, and it was aggravating Ryo to no end. Finally, just because he couldn’t stand it anymore, Ryo stated loud enough for the entire room to hear:
“Jin’s a fag.”
…which made the whole room freeze. All eyes turned in Ryo’s direction, who was, pretty convincingly, reading a playboy magazine with utmost interest.
“I-who-huhn-what?” Jin blinked several times then continued to pace, with a confused expression gracing his features. When it finally hit him -like a 3000lb. lead pipe- what Ryo had said, Jin slowed down his pacing so as to allow more blood to rush to his brain, then, to the rest of his muscles. When Jin turned to Ryo and attempted to say, “I’m a what?” Ryo immediately interrupted with,
“Fag,” Ryo repeated, raising his eyebrows while his eyes still concentrated on the very educational magazine before him. When he received no response, Ryo looked up and raised his eyebrows even further at Jin’s serious expression. “F-A-G, synonym for ‘Jin’-“
“-but without him we’d be totally lonely and deprived, right?” Yamapi laughed at Koki’s loud comment, as they walked into the dressing room, talking about something most definitely different. Then Yamapi noticed that the room was completely silent and everyone had turned their heads away, hands to their mouths in silent laughter, and immediately clammed up. Ryo stared at Koki with the most confused and disgusted expression he could muster, who then glared and barked back,
“What th’ Fuck you lookin’ at, Fag?!”
End.
(Maybe I’ll write more Synonym fics…)