Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme

Oct 24, 2007 03:02

Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!

How it works:

* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )

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Tres Bien anonymous September 13 2008, 22:21:26 UTC
“B-bien…oh…”

Matsuda slipped his lips off L’s cock with a sucking sound, looking up inquisitively. L grabbed the table harder, sighing shakily. “Matsuda, please, don’t stop…”

“I just wondered…” Matsuda kissed L’s thigh. “What you said.”

“Bien. French for…mmm…” L threw his head back as Matsuda nuzzled his groin like an overfriendly pet, biting his lip. “French for ‘good’. Ah…Matsuda, please…”

“What other languages do you know?” Matsuda asked, cupping L’s balls and massaging them gently.

“English, Japanese, F-F-oh!” L shuddered as Matsuda took him into his mouth again. “French and G-German and…ah S-Matsuda…that’s…” L almost sobbed with despair as Matsuda paused and tilted his head back, looking up at him with a coy smile.

“What’s the other one?”

“Spanish! Matsuda, stop stopping!”

L had his eyes rammed shut, so he couldn’t see Matsuda smirking as he planted feather kisses up and down L’s rampant, hard cock. “Tell me something in another language.”

“P-Por favor, it’s Spanish, it means ‘please’, please, Matsuda!” Matsuda turned the kisses into little sucks, teasing L wantonly.

“It sounds so exotic…” He said softly. “It makes me kind of…well…I like it. Keep talking foreign to me.”

“Ich…ich brauche…” L sucked in a sharp breath as Matsuda’s lips closed around him. “German…I need…it means ‘I need’. I need you-!”

“What’s the German for ‘you’?”

“Matsuda! Please!” Matsuda obliged, bobbing his head as L moaned to himself. He could feel his superior starting to tense, knew him well enough to realise that he was almost, almost there…

“L, I want to hear you talking foreign. Please?”

L’s nails were carving little grooves in the varnish of the table and he replied with gritted teeth. “Matsuda. Don’t do this to me.”

“But I want to hear it. I like hearing it.” How more plain did he have to be? Scream ‘it’s different, it’s exotic, it touches my buttons’? But L seemed to understand.

“Leide, habe ich keine reservierung,” He panted, groaning aloud as Matsuda resumed his half-finished blowjob. “H-Haben Sie noch ein Doppelzimmer frei? Donde estan los servicios? Ich-Ich habe zwei Katzen! Je-je-! L spat out something that Matsuda was pretty certain meant nothing in any language, and came with a fierce jerk of his hips.

Matsuda swallowed. “What did all of that stuff mean?”

“Don’t know,” L panted back. “Can’t remember what I said. Probably nonsense.” He sucked in a deep breath. “That was so good.”

“Bien, then,” Matsuda said.

Tres bien,” L replied, sinking down the table to flop onto the floor.

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OP Here! anonymous September 17 2008, 03:16:53 UTC
HOLY SH!T THAT WAS AWESOME!
That was just super, super sexy. So much love. So many languages! I didn't catch any of it! XD But that just made it even sexier... it was, as you wrote, exotic... and it touched my buttons. XD
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

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Re: Tres Bien anonymous October 20 2008, 06:38:28 UTC
That was HILARIOUS! "Do you have a double bedroom free? I-I have three cats!"

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Re: Tres Bien anonymous June 12 2009, 09:19:30 UTC
Lmfao, thanks so much for the translation. Bookmarking just for that.

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Re: Tres Bien anonymous November 14 2008, 10:34:20 UTC
found this admittedly late but dayyum am i glad i found it
<3

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Re: Tres Bien anonymous January 21 2009, 08:19:24 UTC
I LOL'ed.
WELL PLAYED, GOOD SIR OR MADAM.
(...I suspect you may have the same German book I did.)

Seriously genius; it starts out all playfully enticing and turns into the FUNNIEST RESPONSE EVER.

ILU. <3

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Re: Tres Bien anonymous October 27 2009, 20:10:17 UTC
XD

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Re: Tres Bien anonymous August 28 2010, 17:02:48 UTC
That might quite possibly be one of the cutest L/Matsuda fics I've ever read. Am now sitting here with huge smile on my face.

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Re: Tres Bien anonymous December 26 2010, 13:09:36 UTC
Leide, habe ich keine reservierung: I have no reservations
H-Haben Sie noch ein Doppelzimmer frei?: Do you have a double room free
Donde estan los servicios?: Where are the services
Ich-Ich habe zwei Katzen!: I have two cats
(Three = Drei)

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