Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme
Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!
How it works:
* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )
How it works:
* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )
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"Zac, are you almost ready?" said a cheery voice from the other side of the door.
Who the hell is Zac? "Um... Yeah, just a minute," Light called. He slipped out of his pants and glanced at the mirror.
Something wasn't quite right. He looked somewhat like himself, but... more American. He looked around the room; it wasn't familiar to him at all. It was a dressing room. He looked back at the mirror. Definitely familiar, but definitely not quite Light Yagami. The cheery voice called again, but sounded more irritated: "Hurry up!"
"Okay, fine, I'm coming."
He left his dressing room and followed the voice as it called, "This way, through the door on the left, if you please!"
Down the hall and through the door on the left was a photoshoot set. There was a large bed with a poster above it, of happy teenagers jumping into the air. Upon seeing this poster, the pieces fit themselves together in Light's mind like Tetris blocks that completed an immensely disturbing line.
Oh, dear God, he thought, I'm Zac Efron.
"Light, there you are!" said Misa's voice from a girl who looked nothing like Misa. Vanessa Hudgens with Misa's voice darted across the room and tackled him onto the bed as a camera flash went off.
The photographer peeked out from behind the camera to give them a thumbs up, and Light almost screamed. Ryuk stood there, dressed only in a pair of red shorts with yellow buttons, white gloves, oversized yellow shoes, and a pair of big round mouse ears. "Nice entrance," he said. His voice was thrown into an awful, cartoony falsetto that made Light cringe. "Now, Zac, sit up and take off her dress. Nice and slow."
Light only complied because he was utterly terrified of the fact that he was faced with a shinigami dressed as Mickey Mouse. He edged himself up into a seated position, and Vanessa-Misa straddled his lap. "Nice," repeated their director. "Pull down the zipper, and stop half way. Vanessa, turn your head a little... a little more... Yeah, just like that." The camera flashed, and Ryuk/Mickey Mouse chuckled. He straightened his shorts, then his ears, and slid back behind the camera. "All the way down now... Yeah, perfect," flash! "Slide it down her shoulders, a bit more, yeah, and kiss her neck... ha, yes, that's a good one!" flash! "Now, Vanessa, take it off, and kiss him!"
"Don't focus on him, Light, focus on me," said Vanessa-Misa, and she pulled him up by the hair and kissed him. He kissed her back, grabbed her by the throat and shoved her down to the bed. However, focusing on the girl beneath him was difficult when with every flash of the camera, he was reminded that a horrible hybrid of a death god and a beloved children's character stood behind the camera, capturing erotic images of them. Even more disturbing than that, he and Misa had suddenly become tween idols, they were doing a pornographic photoshoot, Ryuk was behind the camera in a too-small Mickey Mouse costume, and Misa seemed to accept all this and want to continue.
Misa, however, seemed determined to arouse him, and thus slipped her hand into his underwear and began to rub his cock. She leaned in close to his ear and whispered to him, naughty things the likes of which he'd never heard before. "C'mon and get hard for me, baby," she crooned. "Don't you wanna fuck me? Show him how much you want me, my lover, my movie star..." He bit his lip and moaned softly; she turned his head to face the camera and pressed her lips against the side of his neck, mocking a kiss for Ryuk's camera. And when it flashed, she bit. Hard. And the camera flashed again.
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Ryuk stopped at the foot of the bed. He leaned over the bed so that his mouse-ears drooped over the couple, and turned Misa to face him. "Now, let's show 'em what they really want. Are you guys gonna fuck on your own, or am I gonna have to make you?"
Light screamed, an honest scream of terror, and sat up as fast as he could. He was breathing hard, and a trickle of sweat slid down his forehead. It was dark. He shot out of bed, turned on the lights, and examined himself in the mirror. His own terrified face stared back at him. He smiled, and it was his own smile; he sighed, and a cloud of hot breath condensed over his relieved reflection. "Honey, what's wrong?" said Misa. He looked back at the bed, and saw her, the real Misa Amane, and was so, so happy to see her that he could have hugged her. Would have, had Ryuk not chosen that moment to float in front of him, upside-down, and asked, "Yeah, what's wrong, Light?"
Light's legs almost gave out. He looked the shinigami up and down, and after five seconds or so of panic, discerned that he wasn't wearing a ridiculous Disney character costume. Clutching the dresser, he shook his head and swallowed hard. "Nothing's wrong, really," he said between shaky breaths. "I just... had a dream... that Misa and I... were those kids from that... stupid High School Musical movie... doing a porn shoot... and you..." He pointed at Ryuk and glared as if he were to blame for the wrongness of the dream. "You were dressed up as Mickey Mouse."
Ryuk smiled. The smile got wider, and wider still, taking up half his face. Finally, it split open as he burst into a wide-mouthed fit of laughter. He sank to the floor, laughing hysterically, and Light glared. "Shut the fuck up," he growled. He flicked the light switch off, stomped back to bed, and turned to Misa. She was smiling too, but her lips were pressed firmly together and hidden behind her hand; she was obviously trying her hardest not to join Ryuk in his hysterics.
"S-sorry, Light, that's just... a little funny, don't you think?" she giggled.
"It wasn't," he grumbled. "Not the way I imagined it. The shorts were... too..." He shuddered and reflexively grabbed her hand. "It was just wrong."
"Sorry," Misa said again. "Just try and go back to sleep, okay?"
"Sure, if Ryuk ever shuts up," Light said. He settled back in under the blankets, a little closer to Misa than he would have if he hadn't just been traumatized.
"I love you," she said.
"Love you too," he mumbled into the pillow. "Goodnight."
"Goodnight."
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Loved the crackiness :D
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My words fail me, but by god this was awesome!!!
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