Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme
Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme!
How it works:
* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )
How it works:
* Comment anonymously with a kinkfic request. All requests must contain a character or pairing/threesome/moresome (any combination of guys/girls/shinigami/whatever are OK, crossovers are fine too), and at least one kink. If you need inspiration, check out this huge list of kinks by eliade. ( Read more... )
“I really must question why we are doing this, Light,” L mused as the woman squirmed anxiously beneath his grip. “One would think that the world’s greatest detective and the world’s greatest criminal would have more decency than to restrain and have sexual intercourse with the world’s quirkiest rising star…”
“For the last time,” Light growled, now fully nude, “I am not Kira!” He pulled L off the blonde woman, taking his place. He pressed his naked body against hers, leaning forward to whisper in her ear.
“I bet you can’t wait for this, can you…Stefani?” Light smirked, nibbling lightly at her ear. His fingers gripped her shoulders tightly.
“82.3% that you’re Kira,” L muttered. “How on Earth did you learn her name?”
“Tch,” Light rolled his eyes. “Wikipedia. What? Did the almighty L forget to do his research before this little excursion?”
“Hm,” L mulled over this answer for a moment as he approached Light, pressing against the chocolate-haired man from behind. “81.7%, then.”
“Oh for fuck’s sake…” Light sighed in frustration. “L, how many times have I told you…”
“Hey!” Lady GaGa interrupted. “Did you forget you aren’t alone, pretty boy? C’mon. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.” She twisted beneath him, relaxing on the bed as Light hovered above her, L’s owlish eyes peeking over his shoulder. “Let’s play a lovegame.”
“Precisely what I was thinking, Miss GaGa,” L smiled. He gripped Light’s hips, positioning himself behind the other man. Light sputtered and blushed for a moment before regaining his composure.
“Ryuzaki! Haven’t you ever heard the phrase ‘Ladies First’?” He asked, running his fingertips across the woman’s inner thigh, teasing her with feather-light touches.
“Of course I have, Light,” L replied. “However, you are taking too long. What will it be, Light? Will you penetrate first, or be penetrated first? You know what they say… Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun. And baby, when it’s love, if it’s not rough it isn’t fun.”
“Mm, that boy is a monster…” Lady GaGa moaned, shifting her hips to welcome Light’s fingers that gently slid inside her. She rolled her head back, the seashell helmet falling to the floor. Soft golden locks spilled across the sheets. “But you… You’ve got brown eyes like no one else.”
“You know that I want you,” Light growled softly, withdrawing his fingers long enough to guide his rock-hard cock to her entrance. “And you know that I need you…”
“I want it bad, a bad romance…” She moaned, spreading herself for him. She accepted his cock with a gasp, eyes half-closed and hazy.
“Don’t be scared. I’ve done this before…” Light closed his eyes, beginning to rock against the blonde. He nearly jumped out of his skin as L penetrated him from behind with no warning. “Ryuzaki! Ah-haah…”
L began to thrust deep inside of Light, forcing the younger man even deeper inside the woman. She gripped Light’s bare shoulders with her fingers, brightly painted nails carving thick red welts across his skin.
“Show me your teeth…” she gasped.
He drew blood biting her neck. L watched blue and purple blossoms form across her neck from Light’s love bites. He scratched his own bony fingers across Light’s back, gripping his hip tightly in his free hand. He slammed himself into Light in all the ways that he knew would have the young man desperate to come in moments.
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“Want your bad romance…” the woman whispered, finally sending Light over the edge. He spent his seed, shivering with the force of his passion. Lady GaGa let out a moan to rock the house, her own orgasm sending a spreading warmth through her entire body. The combination of Light’s body writhing and the woman’s sultry voice echoing from the corners of the room quickly had L shaking on his feet, thrusting into Light faster and faster until he came hard, leaning against Light’s trembling figure for support.
Light could have sworn his senses were on fire. He was so hot, he could almost smell the smoke.
“Wait a minute. Ryuzaki, do you smell smo- What the fuck?!?” He cried in horror, leaping away from Lady Gaga. In the process, he shoved Ryuzaki to the floor. The boys watched in horror as curls of thick black smoke began to rise into the air.
“Is that coming from the bed? Miss GaGa?” Ryuzaki called, standing up hesitantly. In a flash, the room was ignited with searing waves of heat emanating from the flames now shooting out of Lady GaGa’s unique shell hat. “Miss GaGa! Arson is a serious crime! Miss GaGa!”
“Boys, we’ve had a real good time and I wish you the best on your way…eh, eh…” Lady GaGa mumbled from amidst the flames. “There’s nothing else I can say…”
“Christ, this bitch is crazy!” Light yelped as the flames grew closer. “Let’s get the hell out of here!”
“Light…” Ryuzaki eyed him suspiciously, “You didn’t have anything to do with…with…?”
“No! Of course not! I’m not Kira, god damn it!”
“…89.7%, Light.”
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Just had to say, this anon had SO much fun writing this. I was lulzing and rolling on the floor laughing the entire time. Sorry, no furries. ;P But enjoy the laughs anyway!
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I mean like, seriously hilarious, and then somehow hot, because a M/M/F Light sandwich is pretty much hot by definition especially if Light is reduced to incoherent animalistic grunts because of being ~overwhelmed~ and stuff even if it's THIS LULZY WHICH IT IS. And it wasn't just that I read it at 3:30 AM this morning because it's still fantastic after I got sleep.
...i laughed very evilly when light said my her name. yaaaay
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This wins everything, ever.
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