Greg's Best Man Speech
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “It’s about time!”
Mike as “my buddy and me” - went everywhere together
Climbing trees in New York
Cutting through blackberry bushes in Oregon
Playing in mud in Mission Viejo
Since then Mike has blazed his own path
Early signs was going to be a cook: making bathroom mixtures & freezing them
Worked while going to school
Working at Ritz now
- Marriage can be just as epic as Final Fantasy…and require just as much of a daily grind.
- Don’t be like Leeroy Jenkins and charge in without figuring out a plan with Erin …and stay out of the whelp caves because that’s a 50DKP minus!
- Make sure that you keep friendly fire off since you’ll just end up hurting each other and not getting anywhere in the game.
- If Erin’s wizard needs food badly, don’t take the food when you barely have any damage. Be sure to share!
- If a little toadstool tells you that their princess is in another castle, give her a call. That’ll save you the time from searching through a dozen other castles for her. Communication is important!
- Don’t let problems drag on forever like in Dragonball Z. Otherwise, by the time you face them, their power level will be over 9000!
- Dance Dance Revolution is not dancing. Take a dance class. Girls love that sort of stuff.
- There’s an old carpenter’s axiom: measure twice, cut once. Think through how your actions will affect Erin. Otherwise, you might be like one of those guys who forget to put their wristband on when playing Wii and throw the controller through their TV.
- There are a few absolutes in this world. Wives change once they get married. Husbands don’t change when they get married. And Duke Nukem Forever is never coming out.
- There’s no Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start in marriage. There are no shortcuts or cheat codes. Trust in God, live together in His Word, and you’ll do just fine.
Mike as 2P
I’m handing over 1P controller to Erin for them to play together