Suck on a Massive Level

Jul 01, 2007 01:10

Pop quiz: What is NOT the Appropriate response to "We are out of (Insert Product Name Here) at this stand?"

A: Consider what else we have you might want.
B: Try a neighbouring stand to seek the item.
C:
Immediately ask back if they have (Item), as though you believe they are lying, get upset, insist they brave insane crowds to get more or tell them that their being out is "Insane" "Fucking Stupid" or "Unnacceptable", with optional jabs at the announcers weight, appearance, or supposed sexual preference.

If you chose C, you're in the rare percentile that would pass this testat a Football Stadium. Thanks to said announcements AND trying to ridmyself of the Failures, I have no voice right now.

God DAMMIT I hate my own city sometimes.
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