Dear United Health Care...
I'd like to inquire as to whether you'd sponsor a surgical operation to remove whatever part it is that makes me an Alpha Male. I find it increasingly difficult to sit by myself at lunch and read a book, let alone get any time, where I'm not surrounded by a hoarde of people whom are not aware of the simple fact that I cannot stand their presence. Worse yet, they feel compelled to include me in conversations that I could really care less about. I don't care about their girlfriend's low self-esteem or how their band had a really bad show last night. I have enough "me things" to worry about that I really don't want to hear how bad their lives suck.
So please, please, please return me to a state where I'll be able to simply sit and read a book. Those poor neglected kids at Columbine don't realize how lucky they were that people didn't automatically adore and flock to them. What I wouldn't give to be cold and lonely during my lunch break. At least then I could read.
Man I'm cranky today, I don't know why =/
So please, please, please return me to a state where I'll be able to simply sit and read a book. Those poor neglected kids at Columbine don't realize how lucky they were that people didn't automatically adore and flock to them. What I wouldn't give to be cold and lonely during my lunch break. At least then I could read.
Man I'm cranky today, I don't know why =/