Update This!!
Well I musy keep up this routine of updating everyday. Shelly made it clear that it's manditory and it has to be done! so here's what I'm going to write....................wait.........hold on!......i'm still thinking.........ok!...i've got it!! i have a joke for you all!
There's 2 guys (Dave & Jim) standing on the field of a golf course that overlooks houses below. While chatting, a man holding a large case walks up and begins a conversation with them. After a few minutes of talking Jim asks the stranger what he does for a living....the stranger replies "I'm a Hitman" Dave and Jim look at eachother with a confused look and Dave asks the man "Yah, sure you are....how about you prove it" So the Hitman opens up his case and pulls out a very high tech sniper rifle. Jim in disbelief asks the man "Hey, could i have a look through the scope on that thing?" so the hitman hands over the sniper rifle to Jim. After a few seconds of looking around, Jim says "Hey, I can see my house from here..........wow, I can see my bedroom window...oh hey! there's my wife!.....and she's naked....and theres my neightbor...and he's naked too!!" Jim is furious and hands the sniper rifle over to The Hitman and says "So how much do you charge?" The Hitman looks at him and says "$1,000 per bullet" Jim thinks for a sec and then asks if teh Hitman would knock off his wife and neighbor for him....and he agrees and asks "Well...how would you like me to do it?" Jim thinks again and says "Well...I love my wife and all but...shoot her in the mouth....she talks too much......and for my neighbor...well, I like the guy so just shoot his dick off." The Hitman says allright and sets himself up. After about a minute or so Jim gets impatient and says to the Hitman "Hey buddy, whats taking so long?" The Hitman the says to Jim "Hold on....I think I can save you a thousand bucks."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funny Eh!
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
and i'm really hoping you understood the punch-line to the joke....if you didn't then let me know and I'll post the answer.
good luck on the test tomorrow Beautiful! :)
There's 2 guys (Dave & Jim) standing on the field of a golf course that overlooks houses below. While chatting, a man holding a large case walks up and begins a conversation with them. After a few minutes of talking Jim asks the stranger what he does for a living....the stranger replies "I'm a Hitman" Dave and Jim look at eachother with a confused look and Dave asks the man "Yah, sure you are....how about you prove it" So the Hitman opens up his case and pulls out a very high tech sniper rifle. Jim in disbelief asks the man "Hey, could i have a look through the scope on that thing?" so the hitman hands over the sniper rifle to Jim. After a few seconds of looking around, Jim says "Hey, I can see my house from here..........wow, I can see my bedroom window...oh hey! there's my wife!.....and she's naked....and theres my neightbor...and he's naked too!!" Jim is furious and hands the sniper rifle over to The Hitman and says "So how much do you charge?" The Hitman looks at him and says "$1,000 per bullet" Jim thinks for a sec and then asks if teh Hitman would knock off his wife and neighbor for him....and he agrees and asks "Well...how would you like me to do it?" Jim thinks again and says "Well...I love my wife and all but...shoot her in the mouth....she talks too much......and for my neighbor...well, I like the guy so just shoot his dick off." The Hitman says allright and sets himself up. After about a minute or so Jim gets impatient and says to the Hitman "Hey buddy, whats taking so long?" The Hitman the says to Jim "Hold on....I think I can save you a thousand bucks."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funny Eh!
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
and i'm really hoping you understood the punch-line to the joke....if you didn't then let me know and I'll post the answer.
good luck on the test tomorrow Beautiful! :)