The Best Day Of Dustin's Life
Rating:PG
Warning:Bad language and the most fucked up fic Ive ever done
Summary: The boys take Dustin to Universal Studios for the first time so he can see the Jurassic Park section. Thats it
Word Count: 1, 068
Author's note: I didnt even read over this before I posted it so I have no idea what is in here. Proceed with caution.
Chris was trying his best to drive in a straight line on the highway. He was failing miserably. Not because he was drunk, because of Dustin Moskovitz.
“Dustin, put your seat-belt on” Eduardo called from the back seat as Dustin jumped up and down for the hundredth time.
“Nope” he replied, trying to turn up the radio even more, forgetting he had already turned it to maximum volume.
“Dustin, Disney’s greatest hits is really distracting me from my coding” Mark snapped, his fingers hitting the backspace as he messed up another line due to Chris’s swerving.
Dustin ignored him and dramatically waved his arms to Colours of the Wind, hitting Chris in the face in the process. Chris bit the inside of his cheek and tried to focus on his driving.
The car was suddenly flashing with red and blue lights. Chris’s eyes flickered up to the rear-view mirror and he let a roar out of him.
“FUCK”
Even Mark looked up from his laptop out of shock.
The sound of a siren drowned out their CD and Chris pulled into the side of the road.
A police officer strolled up to the window that Chris already had rolled down.
“You know why I pulled you over?”
“I’m sure it is because of my driving” Chris retorted.
“Have you been drinking sir?”
Chris sighed, his license hovering awkwardly in his hand.
“No”
“Can you step out of the car?”
Chris shot Dustin a filthy look before unbuckling his belt and stepping out of the car. Dustin turned around to Eduardo with a guilty look on his face.
The officer made Chris walk in a straight line, say the alphabet and eventually a breath-test until he was finally let off with a warning.
Chris jumped back in the car and was met with an awkward silence.
“Sorry” Dustin mumbled, looking down at his hands.
“It’s OK Dustin, just don’t do that face” Chris fumed, feeling guilty as Dustin pulled the puppy eyes out.
“Ok, but I’m soooo excited” he chirped.
“We know!!” the three of them shouted.
Dustin kept his belt on for the rest of the journey.
~~
When they pulled in to the Universal Studios parking lot, Dustin rolled out of the car before it even stopped.
“Jesus Christ is he ok?” Eduardo fussed, pressing his nose up to the window to watch Dustin roll around on the ground.
“That idiot has not been ok since the day he was born” Mark said, hiding his laptop under the seat.
They walked as quickly as they could up to the park entrance. The place was packed with tourists, families and regulars. It was the summer so it was what they were expecting. What they were not expecting was to see Dustin pushing children out of his way to enter the park.
“Dear God he has really lost it” Chris said in between apologising to the kids Dustin harassed.
The finally caught up with Dustin who was queuing to take a picture with Shrek.
“Oh man this is exciting” he squealed, waving at Shrek like a madman.
When he finally got his photo taken, they looked at the map.
“There it is” Dustin nearly screamed, jabbing the map with his finger. Chris grabbed hold of his arm before he ran off.
“This is mortifying” Mark leaned in and mumbled to Eduardo.
“I think it’s sweet” Eduardo replied, smiling goofily towards Dustin.
Mark just raised his eyes and shuffled in his flip-flops after his three idiotic friends.
~~
Dustin was frozen to the spot outside the gates to Jurassic Park.
Chris, Eduardo and Mark stood behind him, waiting for him to at least say something.
He turned around slowly and they realised he had tears in his eyes.
“Fuck sake” Mark huffed.
“You don’t even realise” Dustin whispered, wiping an eye before a tear slid out. Suddenly the theme tune for Jurassic Park started playing through the speakers. Dustin clapped his hand to his mouth and his tear-filled eyes widened. Chris noticed the goose bumps rising on his arms.
“Oh god oh god oh god oh god” Dustin was shaking his arms around in time to the music.
A little girl and her mother were standing near them, looking at Dustin like he was crazy.
“Beat it!” Mark snapped at them and they quickly ran off. Even if Mark was permanently traumatised by this whole day, he was not going to let assholes ruin it for Dustin.
He entered the gate in a dramatically slow walk, his muppet mouth hanging open in wonder. Chris was watching him with a small smile, Eduardo was sniggering and Mark was sighing, wishing he was anywhere but here.
The queue for the water ride was supposedly an hour long but Dustin joined it anyway. He scoffed at Eduardo who purchased a poncho.
“What? I don’t want my hair to get messed up” he shrugged.
The got on the in the ride in less than forty minutes and Dustin started yelling and laughing before their boat even left the station.
When they got off the ride, soaked to their skin, Dustin claimed that was the best moment of his life and go on the ride another five times.
Dustin took about fifty pictures of the fake dinosaurs and gave them all names like “Shaneequa” or “Ernest”. He bet them that if he got drunk enough he would steal them. Chris immediately talked him out of it.
They managed to spend time in the other parts of the park, Dustin and Eduardo screamed on The Mummy ride, louder than anyone else on it. And on the after-ride photo, Mark blushed when he saw his own head buried under Eduardo’s arm.
“Aww Marky Mark got scared” Dustin teased and ignored the rude hand gestures Mark was aiming in his direction.
They were the last ones to leave the park, Dustin struggling under the weight of all the souvenirs he was trying to carry. Chris and Eduardo were carrying his soft toy dinosaurs and Mark was grudgingly carrying the souvenir cups the three of them had paid for during dinner.
The got in the car, Chris, Eduardo and Mark let out a sigh of relief and Dustin let out a sigh of happiness.
“Best day of my life” he grinned before resting his head on his new teddy dinosaur that he named Philip and fell asleep straight away.
Warning:Bad language and the most fucked up fic Ive ever done
Summary: The boys take Dustin to Universal Studios for the first time so he can see the Jurassic Park section. Thats it
Word Count: 1, 068
Author's note: I didnt even read over this before I posted it so I have no idea what is in here. Proceed with caution.
Chris was trying his best to drive in a straight line on the highway. He was failing miserably. Not because he was drunk, because of Dustin Moskovitz.
“Dustin, put your seat-belt on” Eduardo called from the back seat as Dustin jumped up and down for the hundredth time.
“Nope” he replied, trying to turn up the radio even more, forgetting he had already turned it to maximum volume.
“Dustin, Disney’s greatest hits is really distracting me from my coding” Mark snapped, his fingers hitting the backspace as he messed up another line due to Chris’s swerving.
Dustin ignored him and dramatically waved his arms to Colours of the Wind, hitting Chris in the face in the process. Chris bit the inside of his cheek and tried to focus on his driving.
The car was suddenly flashing with red and blue lights. Chris’s eyes flickered up to the rear-view mirror and he let a roar out of him.
“FUCK”
Even Mark looked up from his laptop out of shock.
The sound of a siren drowned out their CD and Chris pulled into the side of the road.
A police officer strolled up to the window that Chris already had rolled down.
“You know why I pulled you over?”
“I’m sure it is because of my driving” Chris retorted.
“Have you been drinking sir?”
Chris sighed, his license hovering awkwardly in his hand.
“No”
“Can you step out of the car?”
Chris shot Dustin a filthy look before unbuckling his belt and stepping out of the car. Dustin turned around to Eduardo with a guilty look on his face.
The officer made Chris walk in a straight line, say the alphabet and eventually a breath-test until he was finally let off with a warning.
Chris jumped back in the car and was met with an awkward silence.
“Sorry” Dustin mumbled, looking down at his hands.
“It’s OK Dustin, just don’t do that face” Chris fumed, feeling guilty as Dustin pulled the puppy eyes out.
“Ok, but I’m soooo excited” he chirped.
“We know!!” the three of them shouted.
Dustin kept his belt on for the rest of the journey.
~~
When they pulled in to the Universal Studios parking lot, Dustin rolled out of the car before it even stopped.
“Jesus Christ is he ok?” Eduardo fussed, pressing his nose up to the window to watch Dustin roll around on the ground.
“That idiot has not been ok since the day he was born” Mark said, hiding his laptop under the seat.
They walked as quickly as they could up to the park entrance. The place was packed with tourists, families and regulars. It was the summer so it was what they were expecting. What they were not expecting was to see Dustin pushing children out of his way to enter the park.
“Dear God he has really lost it” Chris said in between apologising to the kids Dustin harassed.
The finally caught up with Dustin who was queuing to take a picture with Shrek.
“Oh man this is exciting” he squealed, waving at Shrek like a madman.
When he finally got his photo taken, they looked at the map.
“There it is” Dustin nearly screamed, jabbing the map with his finger. Chris grabbed hold of his arm before he ran off.
“This is mortifying” Mark leaned in and mumbled to Eduardo.
“I think it’s sweet” Eduardo replied, smiling goofily towards Dustin.
Mark just raised his eyes and shuffled in his flip-flops after his three idiotic friends.
~~
Dustin was frozen to the spot outside the gates to Jurassic Park.
Chris, Eduardo and Mark stood behind him, waiting for him to at least say something.
He turned around slowly and they realised he had tears in his eyes.
“Fuck sake” Mark huffed.
“You don’t even realise” Dustin whispered, wiping an eye before a tear slid out. Suddenly the theme tune for Jurassic Park started playing through the speakers. Dustin clapped his hand to his mouth and his tear-filled eyes widened. Chris noticed the goose bumps rising on his arms.
“Oh god oh god oh god oh god” Dustin was shaking his arms around in time to the music.
A little girl and her mother were standing near them, looking at Dustin like he was crazy.
“Beat it!” Mark snapped at them and they quickly ran off. Even if Mark was permanently traumatised by this whole day, he was not going to let assholes ruin it for Dustin.
He entered the gate in a dramatically slow walk, his muppet mouth hanging open in wonder. Chris was watching him with a small smile, Eduardo was sniggering and Mark was sighing, wishing he was anywhere but here.
The queue for the water ride was supposedly an hour long but Dustin joined it anyway. He scoffed at Eduardo who purchased a poncho.
“What? I don’t want my hair to get messed up” he shrugged.
The got on the in the ride in less than forty minutes and Dustin started yelling and laughing before their boat even left the station.
When they got off the ride, soaked to their skin, Dustin claimed that was the best moment of his life and go on the ride another five times.
Dustin took about fifty pictures of the fake dinosaurs and gave them all names like “Shaneequa” or “Ernest”. He bet them that if he got drunk enough he would steal them. Chris immediately talked him out of it.
They managed to spend time in the other parts of the park, Dustin and Eduardo screamed on The Mummy ride, louder than anyone else on it. And on the after-ride photo, Mark blushed when he saw his own head buried under Eduardo’s arm.
“Aww Marky Mark got scared” Dustin teased and ignored the rude hand gestures Mark was aiming in his direction.
They were the last ones to leave the park, Dustin struggling under the weight of all the souvenirs he was trying to carry. Chris and Eduardo were carrying his soft toy dinosaurs and Mark was grudgingly carrying the souvenir cups the three of them had paid for during dinner.
The got in the car, Chris, Eduardo and Mark let out a sigh of relief and Dustin let out a sigh of happiness.
“Best day of my life” he grinned before resting his head on his new teddy dinosaur that he named Philip and fell asleep straight away.