DO NOT BEND! PRESIDENTIAL PHOTO ENCLOSED
Curiously enough, I just got mail addressed to me from the Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign. Perhaps because I am registered independent. They, of course, want money. The amusing thing is that the envelope had "DO NOT BEND! PRESIDENTIAL PHOTO ENCLOSED" printed in all red on the front of it. This is presumably intended to look like instructions to the postal service. Very silly.