Howdy. Old mun new..etc and so on.
Introducing
Al Swearengen. The saloon owner will be wandering in and out of your friendly local nexus. He may even ask a question or two.
I warn you, though (if the user name wasn't warning enough): his dialog will not be safe for work, children, church going decent living people, or pets. (
NSFW sampling here.)
Read posts with caution.