Why my life so exciting FOR WHAT

[dmjewelle]

So I saw a snatch thief at 8 AM today.

- As I was driving down the road outside my house, a bright blue motorbike with 2 Malay guys (driver in red, pillion in black) comes from the opposite direction and turns into the main road to the shops.
- As I drive nearer, they turn back and wait at the junction. ALARM BELLS RINGING PART ONE
- I look on the right side and see a young Chinese lady walking with two bags (handbag, larger bag) being held loosely. ALARM BELLS RING WOOP WOOP WOOP
- I slow down past the motorcycle, motorcycle speeds up and heads to the woman!
- I brake and see there's a struggle in my rear view mirror. The motorcycle actually stopped for her. How kind!
- So me being...me, I think LET'S REVERSE INTO THEM and shift gears but then realised too late my gear was in NEUTRAL. HAHAHAHAH FAIL ORZ.
- They sped past me and then I drove forward to chase them, but you know how SS2/2 has SEVEN ROAD BUMPS and I am a car. Also, the pillion covered the back license plate.
- God damn.

And then my dad gives me the scolding of my life for thinking I'M FREAKING BATMAAAAAAAAN.

But as a colleague says, that is the angle of a parent.