Dial G for Granger [PG] for Ayla Pascal (1/3)

May 08, 2011 11:47

Title: Dial G for Granger
Author: Gravidy
Rating: PG
Recipient: Ayla Pascal
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any recognizable characters or creatures.
Warning(s): Language
Author’s Note: Recipient asked for humorous or quirky.
Summary: Hermione Granger is exploring a plethora of career options, such as lawyer, psychologist, and Supreme ( Read more... )

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ningloreth May 8 2011, 16:15:53 UTC
I've always believed that making a character a 'Navy Seal' was the sure sign of a lack of imagination, but you have SO proved me wrong!

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shiv5468 May 8 2011, 17:55:25 UTC
Oh that's delightful in so many many ways.

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gentleroughness May 8 2011, 18:01:02 UTC
This is brilliant! I laughed so hard several times, I woke my baby girl (and now she won't sleep). Lucius had a Navy SEAL as pet? (And thanks to recent developments, now even residents of not english-speaking countries get the joke - like me) A Dark Lord with an allergy to peanuts? Hermione showing Draco cursed houses? Draco wanting a Dark Lord's former house? I'm having so much fun right now!

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rzzmg May 8 2011, 18:26:27 UTC
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I am literally crying from laughing so hard! You are whack, you realize this don't you, mystery author? Absolutely certifiable. Brilliant!

I saw only two misspellings throughout, and some Brit-picks (i.e. it's 'undergarments,' 'kickers/knicks' or 'panties/pants,' not 'underwear').

Wonderfuly, splendidly bizarre! I eagerly click the next chapter link!!!

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scatteredlogic May 8 2011, 19:07:55 UTC
Navy Seal? ~falls over laughing~ Oh, this is just wonderful!

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