My tweets
- Sun, 12:06: It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle... 😈
- Sun, 22:51: I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes, it turned out it was the refrigerator... 😈
- Mon, 10:15: Count to ten before you speak. Sputtering out whatever pops to... More for Scorpio https://t.co/CJxkZdsFSL
- Mon, 11:22: There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”… 😈