haha

[dmbcrush]

My parents HATE my lip ring. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

upon driving into the garage my mom rushes from the house

Mom: Look at me
Me: (looked at her)
Mom: I HATE IT!
Me: (chuckle)
Mom: Oh my god you have to take it out
Me: No
Mom: Oh I hate it! Its the worst lip ring I've ever seen!
Me: No you don't, it doesnt even look bad.
Mom: You look like a fish with a hook in its mouth
Me: It doesnt look bad, shush
Mom: Youre a hook face

half hour later...

Mom: What was that fish lip?