A New Revelation I Am Not Happy About...
I think, like really believe, that inanimate objects can have conscious thoughts. They can have evil motives. Take the high capacity stapler I, unfortunately, have to deal with at work. I honestly don't understand why it just won't work for me. Why does it hate me so? It works for Sue and Karen. I try to be a gentle user, but when it decides to be a huge deusche, I must use extreme force for it to work. I want it to know, that even though I almost threw it against the wall today, I love it and would really appreciate it if it would just be a good stapler. Work just isn't the same when a stapler hates you.