Jul 01, 2009 11:17
I told myself I would never join Twitter, and I did. However, I only experienced an hour or so of self-loathing, so this is good. On the downside I can't update from my phone, which is the point of Twitter, so it's basically pointless. Already I can feel my mental tenacity beginning to decline. With every networking site I join, another IQ point fades away. Oh well, I'm a teenager, I'm not supposed to know anything!
Right now I'm stranded at my friend's house while they're gone at the gym. Please note that I was not invited to join on this venture for physical health. That's alright, my membership ended and I don't have any money to keep myself fit, my physical destiny is to be an amorphous blob. I AM SO BORED.
My family has not contacted me with any plans for today, meaning that if I went home I would be doing AP homework or writing my article. I don't feel like doing anything. The only positive possibility of a return home would be that my mom would finally assist me in putting up my bulletin board and posters. This, although highly unlikely, would make me very happy.
Hold the phone -- I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY UPDATED TWITTER FROM MY PHONE! SUCCESS!
Oh good God...what have I become?
intelligence,
twitter,
friends,
homework,
mom,
health,
family,
boredom