Because everyone is talking about it... GAY MARRIAGE
Here's the deal, I don't think the government should sanction gay marriages.
I also don't think the government should be sanctioning straight marriages, semi crooked marriages or flat out sideways marriages, or even inter-species erotic marriages. Although I would like to see the paperwork on that last one.
No, the government should, if they REALLY think it's necessary, be in the business of sanctioning civil unions. Only civil unions, between any group of people who believe they need to be designated a family unit, for insurance, child bearing, or other civil property/benefits reasons.
Marriage is a sacred covenant between two people and, originally, god, but mostly the two people. Some think god is in on a threesome with them, and once again, that is a porno i wanna see, I bet god is hung like an ELEPHANT!
In any case, I digress.
It's like this, the government seems to think that people grouped for the purposes of child rearing (lets call them a family) deserve special insurance, death/survivor/property, and tax benefits. I don't know that I agree but, fine.
Taking sex and religion out, why shouldn't 3 men be allowed the designation of family unit? Did we NOT learn the lessons taught by Bob Saget, John Stamos and Dave Coulier??? They had a FULL HOUSE, raising three daughters, barely having sex with the slamming hot babes they had over in awkward but hilarious situations, much less each other!
Uncle Joey went SIX MONTHS with a toothache because, as a stand up comedian, he had no insurance or dental benefits, and didn't want to burden his FAMILY with the expense of fixing it? I ask you, is there a REASON he shouldn't be included on Danny Tanner's insurance? NO!
And what if something happened to Danny and Uncle Jesse out on one of their motorcycle rides, they couldn't fit all that hair in helmets! They would DIE! and then who would listen to the inane prattlings of baby michelle, as she grew older and uglier and closer to whoredom? ANYONE could have come in and swooped that kid up and turned her out at a white sex slave farm, forced to suffer endless parades of guys like Eli Roth...ewww.
NAY I SAY! MAKE THE TANNERS A FAMILY!
I also don't think the government should be sanctioning straight marriages, semi crooked marriages or flat out sideways marriages, or even inter-species erotic marriages. Although I would like to see the paperwork on that last one.
No, the government should, if they REALLY think it's necessary, be in the business of sanctioning civil unions. Only civil unions, between any group of people who believe they need to be designated a family unit, for insurance, child bearing, or other civil property/benefits reasons.
Marriage is a sacred covenant between two people and, originally, god, but mostly the two people. Some think god is in on a threesome with them, and once again, that is a porno i wanna see, I bet god is hung like an ELEPHANT!
In any case, I digress.
It's like this, the government seems to think that people grouped for the purposes of child rearing (lets call them a family) deserve special insurance, death/survivor/property, and tax benefits. I don't know that I agree but, fine.
Taking sex and religion out, why shouldn't 3 men be allowed the designation of family unit? Did we NOT learn the lessons taught by Bob Saget, John Stamos and Dave Coulier??? They had a FULL HOUSE, raising three daughters, barely having sex with the slamming hot babes they had over in awkward but hilarious situations, much less each other!
Uncle Joey went SIX MONTHS with a toothache because, as a stand up comedian, he had no insurance or dental benefits, and didn't want to burden his FAMILY with the expense of fixing it? I ask you, is there a REASON he shouldn't be included on Danny Tanner's insurance? NO!
And what if something happened to Danny and Uncle Jesse out on one of their motorcycle rides, they couldn't fit all that hair in helmets! They would DIE! and then who would listen to the inane prattlings of baby michelle, as she grew older and uglier and closer to whoredom? ANYONE could have come in and swooped that kid up and turned her out at a white sex slave farm, forced to suffer endless parades of guys like Eli Roth...ewww.
NAY I SAY! MAKE THE TANNERS A FAMILY!