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[dmalfoy_]

Uh. Hmm. Updating from my room at the Manor. Mum grudgingly gave me back my laptop after she forced me to eat something

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[meetyourdemise]

You need protein shakes. And lard.

Or possibly protein shakes and lard on toast? Ask your mother about it.

[dmalfoy_]

Like she'd know, either. I hear her coughing up coffee after breakfast each morning as well.

[meetyourdemise]

Are there any purebloods who have normal family lives?

[dmalfoy_]

What a fucking joke. You know there isn't.

[meetyourdemise]

Perhaps. But I live in hope.

What about Lavender Brown? I'm sure her parents are fairly normal. Right...? RIGHT!?

[dmalfoy_]

Oh...yeah. I forgot about her.

I have a fairly normal family life, so blow me. =)

[meetyourdemise]

Oh...yeah. I forgot about her.

How nice. I thought you were friends?

I have a fairly normal family life, so blow me. =)

No thanks. For one thing, the line is so long i'd be waiting in it for half my life and frankly I haven't the time to spare. For another thing, unlike some people, when I have a boyfriend, I like to remain faithful :)

[dmalfoy_]

How nice. I thought you were friends?

I was only referring the to publicly fucked-up ones originally.

For another thing, unlike some people, when I have a boyfriend, I like to remain faithful :)

Oi, fuck you. I never cheated on Cael.

[meetyourdemise]

Oh you know that's not what I meant.

[lavenderb]

I assure you that my parents are perfectly normal for a french socialite and a work addicted CEO.

[meetyourdemise]

sounds normal to me.