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* She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
* He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had had a good deal of material left over which she had not liked to throw away but hardly seemed able to fit into the general scheme.
* The drowsy stillness of the afternoon was shattered by what sounded to his strained senses like G. K. Chesterton falling on a sheet of tin.
* "Yes, sir," said Jeeves in a low, cold voice, as if he had been bitten in the leg by a personal friend.
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