The Importance of Labeling Our Films
In progress, but thought it might be amusing/head-hurting to share what's there. Cut for Bohemian Naughtiness.
[00:09] [Roger] *practicing, yes*
[00:10] [Alison] *...existing*
[00:13] [Roger] *stops with a flourish* You and April?
[00:13] [Alison] *--blinks at him* *isn't sure who he's talking to*
[00:15] [Roger] *innocent smile at Ali*
[00:15] [Alison] *raises an eyebrow* /What/?
[00:15] [Roger] What what?
[00:16] [Alison] Nothing.
[00:18] [Roger] Just - *not looking at her* Take care of her.
[00:18] [Glinda] Whats this now?
[00:18] [Alison] ...What the hell?
[00:18] [Roger] *back to the music*
[00:18] [Alison] *...totally confused*
[00:20] [Alison] --Okay, you have to tell me what the hell you're talking about now, Davis.
[00:21] [Roger] *rockstar grin* I do?
[00:21] [Alison] Um, /yes/, because you make no sense. *immune to the rockstar grin. (for the most part.)*
[00:22] [Roger] Take care of April.
[00:22] [Alison] ...Well, I would, but I don't think she's the type of person to /let/ a vauge acquantince take care of her.
[00:24] [Roger] A little more then acquaintence, I'd say.
[00:26] [Alison] Not... really. I've had two or three civil conversations with her in my life...
[00:27] [Roger] And the other night.
[00:28] [Alison] ...What ot-- *gets it suddenly* ...Oh. *starts laughing*
[00:29] [Roger] Oh, she says. *a bit of a grin*
[00:30] [Alison] Oh, for God's sake, we were both smashed beyond logical thought, and I haven't had good sex since I started dating Benny. That was /nothing/.
[00:32] [Roger] *this shouldn't be as amusing as it is to Roger, but he laughs*
[00:34] [Alison] *shakes head* There is nothing between me and her, don't worry. She's a sweet person, but my tastes are a little... wilder.
[00:35] [Roger] Like Benny? *snorts*
[00:36] [Alison] Benny was... *expression flickers for a moment* *shrugs* A special case.
[00:36] [Roger] Uh-huh.
[00:37] [Alison] ...What?
[00:38] [Roger] Special is one word for it.
[00:39] [Alison] Yeah. *leans back and mutters to herself* "Stupid" is another.
[00:44] [Roger] I could have told you that.
[00:44] [Alison] Yeah, well, where were you when I /needed/ to hear that? *bitter? Naaaaah.*
[00:45] [Roger] You sneered at the Boho Life, remember?
[00:46] [Alison] Only because I was supposed to.
[00:47] [Roger] ...
[00:47] [Alison] *--oh, shit, forgot who we were talking to* *MASK IS BACK IN PLACE*
[00:48] [Roger] *big wide grin* You're one of us, Muffy. *entirely too gleefully*
[00:49] [Alison] ..........*blink* What?
[00:50] [Roger] A Bohemian.
[00:51] [Collins] *wanders in*
[00:51] [Roger] Collins, hey!
[00:52] [Collins] Hey! *^_^*
[00:52] [Alison] *..too busy ellipsing at Roger to say hello*
[00:53] [Collins] *sprawls somewhere*
[00:53] [Roger] I think we need to have a toast.
[00:53] [Collins] --to la vie boheme? *grins*
[00:53] [Alison] *...just going to sit here and be weirded out by the rockstar person thing*
[00:54] [Roger] To la vie boheme /aaannd/ our newest member,
[00:54] [Collins] What's this now?
[00:54] [Glinda] *is confused*
[00:54] [Roger] Muffy is one of us.
[00:54] [Alison] ..........................Who hit him very hard on the head?
[00:55] [Alison] And for god's sake, my name isn't Muffy.
[00:55] [Collins] ....Roger, you sure you ain't high?
[00:55] [Mark] *and wanders in with all his video stuff :D*
[00:55] [Collins] Hey, Marky. *waves*
[00:55] [Mark] Hey! *sets the things down* Can I borrow you guys a second to preview my film?
[00:56] [Roger] Not yet. *cheerfully at Collins*
[00:56] [Collins] Well, we can change that.
[00:56] [Glinda] *ooh someone she knows* Hi Mark
[00:57] [Mark] Hey! *starts setting up things to be viewed*
[00:57] [Collins] *gets up and pokes around* Where is it?
[00:57] [Collins] *pokes around in the film stuff, we mean*
[00:58] [Mark] Um -- it should be marked.
[00:58] [Alison] *--going to settle back and assume Roger will be back to normal in a few minutes/hours*
[00:58] [Mark] "Sexual Orientations"
[00:59] [Roger] *hug for Mark* You finished it?
[00:59] [Collins] Oh, it's the one you were getting interviews for? *pokes around some more -- aaand finds an unmarked film* You're sure it's marked?
[01:00] [Mark] That's the one I was getting interviews for. *glances up and blushes* That'snottheone
[01:01] [Collins] *this? This is an Evil Collins Grin* I think I wanna see this one.
[01:02] [Mark] No you don't. *slightly panicked glance at Roger*
[01:02] [Roger] *gets a clue* Oh. No, you don't.
[01:02] [Collins] ...No, I think I do. Who else wants to see it? *^_^*
[01:02] [Alison] I do! *grins*
[01:03] [Collins] Alright, we've got a vote from Muffy!
[01:03] [Mark] It's -- really rough and -- not -- finished. *wow, none of that sounded right*
[01:03] [Collins] ..So?
[01:03] [Mark] Kind of -- experimental? *OH GOD*
[01:03] [Alison] *--did we mention the groan at the nickname? Because she won't let me not*
[01:04] [Roger] *buries his face in Mark's back because this clearly isn't going to end well*
[01:04] [Collins] ....Marky, I don't give a damn if it's experimental.
[01:04] [Collins] *sorry, Ali, force of habit*
[01:04] [Mark] *fgaj can't think of an excuse other than THAT'S ME HAVING SEX* You probably wouldn't like it.
[01:05] [Collins] I think I'll like it plenty. *smiiirk*
[01:05] [Alison] *sweetly* How can you say that until he sees it?
[01:05] [Glinda] Well if you guys are all into whatever it is that you are doing I think I might go take a lie down
[01:06] [Roger] Oh, before you go - how early should I be there?
[01:06] [Mark] For what?
[01:06] [Glinda] ohhh, say it starts at 8, how long you need to set up?
[01:07] [Glinda] well however long you think you need
[01:07] [Collins] *to Glinda* Don't you wanna watch the film?
[01:07] [Glinda] I dont know?.. do I?
[01:08] [Roger] For Glinda's party ball thing, Mark. Um. Around 6, then. To check everything out and the sound and that.
[01:08] [Collins] I think you do. *grins*
[01:08] [Mark] Oh -- right.
[01:08] [Glinda] That sounds marvelous
[01:08] [Mark] *gaah!* You don't!
[01:08] [Glinda] Well I don't know, but I really should be taking a lie down, I have a lot of work to do tommorow.
[01:10] [Roger] *flips through the other films in an attempt to find the right one*
[01:10] [Alison] So, are we going to put it on or what?
[01:10] [Mark] *vagueflail*
[01:11] [Collins] Sure. *puts the film on, then, and flops onna chair*
[01:12] [Roger] Ohgod.
[01:12] [Alison] *settles back with a smirk to watch*
[01:12] [Mark] *covers his eyes* *and the film begins simply with Roger onnabed -- soon joined by a shirtless Mark*
[01:12] [Mark] OhgodohgodIcan'twatch
[01:13] [Alison] *happy to watch for him :D*
[01:14] [Collins] *just starts -laughing-* I -knew- I'd like this film.
[01:14] [Mark] *there is definitely hardcore making out and gropeage onscreen*
[01:14] [Roger] *witness the rare event of Rogerblushing*
[01:14] [Mark] Iwanttodie
[01:14] [Alison] *as amused as Collins -- but much more silently, and much more by the reactions*
[01:14] [Mark] Can we um -- turn this off? Please?
[01:16] [Collins] But it's Oscar-worthy!
[01:16] [Collins] *snerks*
[01:16] [Roger] ... /Collins/.
[01:16] [Collins] What? *innocent look*
[01:16] [Alison] *snickers into her hand*
[01:17] [Roger] *it also may provide some amusion that it's Mark on top of things, so to speak*
[01:17] [Mark] *-- gafngfalandbeingvaguelydominant*
[01:18] [Collins] *notquite falls over with laughter*
[01:18] [Mark] Can we -- off -- now -- please?
[01:18] [Alison] --Well, it looks close...
[01:18] [Alison] *innocence*
[01:19] [Mark] Okay -- *tackles the machine and tries to turn it off without killing things*
[01:19] [Roger] *tackles Collins, because that's the answer*
[01:20] [Mark] *manages to get the film /off/ without destroying it* Okay --
[01:20] [Collins] *tackled* Ngh, get -off-, you bastard!
[01:21] [Roger] You're evil!
[01:23] [Collins] I know I am, that's why you love me.
[01:24] [Mark] Thatwassoembarassing
[01:24] [Collins] *snerks* I have to tell Maureen.
[01:24] [Alison] *hiding a grin. Not very well, but hiding it*
[01:24] [Mark] -- no!
[01:24] [Roger] ... No. You don't.
[01:25] [Roger] No one tells Maureen /anything/.
[01:25] [Maureen] *wanders in* Tells me what?
[01:25] [Collins] Yes, yes we do. *pounce Maureen* Sex tape.
[01:25] [Mark] Ohgoooooood
[01:25] [Maureen] --- sex tape?
[01:26] [Collins] Involving Marky and Roger. *^________^*
[01:26] [Mark] THERE IS NO SEX TAPE -- shut up Collins *;_;*
[01:26] [Collins] *just. grins.* Marky, you're a horrible liar.
[01:26] [Alison] *--just gonna watch the show :D*
[01:26] [Maureen] Mark and Roger made a sex tape? I WANNA SEE.
[01:26] [Roger] ... no, there is no sex tape, Maur.
[01:27] [Collins] You just missed it!
[01:27] [Roger] Collins - *elbows him* thinks he's funny.
[01:27] [Collins] And Marky might kill me if I put it on again.
[01:27] [Maureen] You didn't wait for me?
[01:27] [Mark] *Jedi hand wave* There is no sex tape
[01:27] [Maureen] I wanna see the sex tape!
[01:27] [Maureen] *to Collins* Who was on top?
[01:27] [Collins] *snerks* Mark.
[01:27] [Mark] ... you're going to /whine/ until you see it, aren't you?
[01:27] [Mark] *gfkag ;________;*
[01:27] [Maureen] --- -Marky- was on top?
[01:27] [Collins] We'll give puppy eyes. *^__^*
[01:27] [Maureen] *stares at Roger*
[01:28] [Collins] --Yes, he was. *falls over laughing again*
[01:28] [Roger] ... yes, goddammit, he was on top. Fuck you all. *pout*
[01:28] [Mark] Oh hey -- don't look so shocked. I can be -- WHY IS THIS BEING DISCUSSED?
[01:28] [April] *wanders by in time for Roger's pout* Wait, WHAT?
[01:28] [Collins] Got any whips hidden, Marky? *grins*
[01:28] [Maureen] Well sure, you were a few times with us. But -Roger-. I'm surprised at you.
[01:28] [Mark] NO WHIPS -- that you for that, Maureen.
[01:29] [April] Mark was on top? WHAT?
[01:29] [Maureen] We used whips! *helpful*
[01:29] [Mark] I /know/ we --
[01:29] [April] Yes, I know you did, Queenie.
[01:29] [Collins] --Yeah, you sure were whipped by Maur. ....Wait, really?
[01:29] [Maureen] You couldn't hear us, Collinsbear?
[01:29] [Collins] I was probably high.
[01:29] [Mark] I'm starting to think showing the tape would be better than this
[01:30] [April] *raises hand* I could, what ARE we talking a--- a TAPE?
[01:30] [April] O.O
[01:30] [Roger] Oh Jesus /fuck/. *finds a pillow and hides his face*
[01:30] [Collins] Put it on, Muffy! *^_^*\
[01:30] [April] O.O
[01:30] [Alison] *automatically* -Alison-. *but does so!*
[01:30] [Maureen] Marky and Rogy made a sex tape!
[01:30] [April] ....... *bursts out laughing*
[01:31] [Mark] *tries to hide in his scarf*
[01:32] [Roger] I hate you all so very much.
[01:32] [April] *just...dying* *partially because it's better than emoing*
[01:32] [Maureen] I still wanna see. Show.
[01:33] [Mark] *makes a gesture at Collins and sighs*
[01:33] [Roger] *muffled* Might as well.
[01:33] [Collins] *heee, puts the tape on then*
[01:33] [Maureen] *flops on Collins' lap once he's seated again*
[01:34] [April] *settles down next to them*
[01:35] [Alison] *stretched out on a couch*
[01:35] [Mark] *curls up against Roger*
[01:35] [April] *is probably between Ali and Collins, actually*
[01:36] [Roger] *hides his face on Mark's shoulder*
[01:36] [April] *watches* Woooow. *snerk*
[01:36] [Collins] *can't help laughing again*
[01:37] [Maureen] .... *giggles hysterically*
[01:37] [Mark] -- atleasthalfofitispretty?
[01:37] [Maureen] --- wait, which half is supposed to be the pretty half?
[01:38] [Roger] Mark.
[01:38] [Mark] *at about the same time* Roger.
[01:38] [April] *dying* God, this is crazy.
[01:39] [Maureen] ... *tilts her head to get a better angle* Wow. Rogy, I never knew you were so flexible.
[01:39] [Maureen] Marky I knew.
[01:39] [April] *nods* He's very bendy - it's great.
[01:41] [Maureen] .... *smirks at Roger*
[01:41] [Roger] Misspent youth. *mumbles*
[01:41] [Collins] We can tell.
[01:41] [April] *musing* Hey, Rog, if you're up for it, I'd be happy just, y'know... joining in...
[01:41] [Maureen] *chokes*
[01:41] [Collins] ...Oooh. Orgy!
[01:41] [Mark] -- what? No! No orgy!
[01:42] [Maureen] I'd be up for an orgy. How about you, Collinsbear?
[01:42] [April] *beams* Threesome ain't an orgy, Puppy.
[01:42] [Collins] I'd totally be up for one.
[01:42] [Collins] Just need to ask Angel. ^_^
[01:43] [Roger] ... even with /girls/?
[01:43] [Collins] Hey, if I get high enough...
[01:43] [Alison] *--now this? this is why we keep coming back here. Bohemians are the best show*
[01:44] [April] *goes and totally sits across Mark and Roger's laps* Mark, y'know, you're pretty hot when you get all dominant. *teeease*
[01:44] [Mark] *voice cracks* Yeah?
[01:44] [Maureen] I agree!
[01:44] [Roger] *sorry, Mark* Hereallyis.
[01:44] [Mark] Oh -- Christ.
[01:44] [April] *giggles and kisses Mark's cheek*
[01:44] [Maureen] *giggles*
[01:45] [Collins] ...*kisses Maureen's cheek, for lack of a cheek to kiss*
[01:45] [Maureen] *kisses him full on the mouth :D*
[01:46] [Roger] *permanently blushing at this point*
[01:46] [Mark] *about the same*
[01:46] [April] *grins over at Maur and... well, she's in a good mood, somehow, soooo... you get a full frontal snog, Marky*
[01:46] [Mark] *-- omgsnoggedbyanApril O_O*
[01:47] [Roger] ....
[01:48] [April] *pulls back and GRIIIINS* Hey, Queenie, you never told me what a good kisser Puppy is!
[01:48] [Maureen] Yes I did, remember?
[01:48] [Mark] -- am I? *o_O*
[01:48] [April] *muses* Oh yeah...
[01:49] [Roger] Yes. *kisses Mark, dammit*
[01:49] [Mark] *mm,Rogerkisses ^_^*
[01:49] [April] *gropes Roger ^_^*
[01:49] [Mark] *-- glaj*
[01:49] [Maureen] -- Collins, they're starting without us.
[01:50] [Collins] ..Hey, wait for Angel!
[01:50] [Mark] Okay -- I said no orgy, right?
[01:50] [Maureen] ... so?
[01:50] [Maureen] We said yes. *grin*
[01:50] [April] *gropes Mark!*
[01:50] [Collins] Majority rules, Marky.
[01:51] [April] Totally. ^_^
[01:51] [Mark] *nnnngnogroping* Stoooop
[01:51] [Roger] I object.
[01:51] [April] *kisses Roger* Shut up.
[01:52] [Alison] *--in this case, is going to... get up and leave in the midst of the chaos, so as to not be noticed*
[01:52] [Roger] *flails but is effectively shut up*
[01:53] [April] *straddles Mark's lap* So, Puppy, you like being on top, or was that a special occassion?
[00:09] [Roger] *practicing, yes*
[00:10] [Alison] *...existing*
[00:13] [Roger] *stops with a flourish* You and April?
[00:13] [Alison] *--blinks at him* *isn't sure who he's talking to*
[00:15] [Roger] *innocent smile at Ali*
[00:15] [Alison] *raises an eyebrow* /What/?
[00:15] [Roger] What what?
[00:16] [Alison] Nothing.
[00:18] [Roger] Just - *not looking at her* Take care of her.
[00:18] [Glinda] Whats this now?
[00:18] [Alison] ...What the hell?
[00:18] [Roger] *back to the music*
[00:18] [Alison] *...totally confused*
[00:20] [Alison] --Okay, you have to tell me what the hell you're talking about now, Davis.
[00:21] [Roger] *rockstar grin* I do?
[00:21] [Alison] Um, /yes/, because you make no sense. *immune to the rockstar grin. (for the most part.)*
[00:22] [Roger] Take care of April.
[00:22] [Alison] ...Well, I would, but I don't think she's the type of person to /let/ a vauge acquantince take care of her.
[00:24] [Roger] A little more then acquaintence, I'd say.
[00:26] [Alison] Not... really. I've had two or three civil conversations with her in my life...
[00:27] [Roger] And the other night.
[00:28] [Alison] ...What ot-- *gets it suddenly* ...Oh. *starts laughing*
[00:29] [Roger] Oh, she says. *a bit of a grin*
[00:30] [Alison] Oh, for God's sake, we were both smashed beyond logical thought, and I haven't had good sex since I started dating Benny. That was /nothing/.
[00:32] [Roger] *this shouldn't be as amusing as it is to Roger, but he laughs*
[00:34] [Alison] *shakes head* There is nothing between me and her, don't worry. She's a sweet person, but my tastes are a little... wilder.
[00:35] [Roger] Like Benny? *snorts*
[00:36] [Alison] Benny was... *expression flickers for a moment* *shrugs* A special case.
[00:36] [Roger] Uh-huh.
[00:37] [Alison] ...What?
[00:38] [Roger] Special is one word for it.
[00:39] [Alison] Yeah. *leans back and mutters to herself* "Stupid" is another.
[00:44] [Roger] I could have told you that.
[00:44] [Alison] Yeah, well, where were you when I /needed/ to hear that? *bitter? Naaaaah.*
[00:45] [Roger] You sneered at the Boho Life, remember?
[00:46] [Alison] Only because I was supposed to.
[00:47] [Roger] ...
[00:47] [Alison] *--oh, shit, forgot who we were talking to* *MASK IS BACK IN PLACE*
[00:48] [Roger] *big wide grin* You're one of us, Muffy. *entirely too gleefully*
[00:49] [Alison] ..........*blink* What?
[00:50] [Roger] A Bohemian.
[00:51] [Collins] *wanders in*
[00:51] [Roger] Collins, hey!
[00:52] [Collins] Hey! *^_^*
[00:52] [Alison] *..too busy ellipsing at Roger to say hello*
[00:53] [Collins] *sprawls somewhere*
[00:53] [Roger] I think we need to have a toast.
[00:53] [Collins] --to la vie boheme? *grins*
[00:53] [Alison] *...just going to sit here and be weirded out by the rockstar person thing*
[00:54] [Roger] To la vie boheme /aaannd/ our newest member,
[00:54] [Collins] What's this now?
[00:54] [Glinda] *is confused*
[00:54] [Roger] Muffy is one of us.
[00:54] [Alison] ..........................Who hit him very hard on the head?
[00:55] [Alison] And for god's sake, my name isn't Muffy.
[00:55] [Collins] ....Roger, you sure you ain't high?
[00:55] [Mark] *and wanders in with all his video stuff :D*
[00:55] [Collins] Hey, Marky. *waves*
[00:55] [Mark] Hey! *sets the things down* Can I borrow you guys a second to preview my film?
[00:56] [Roger] Not yet. *cheerfully at Collins*
[00:56] [Collins] Well, we can change that.
[00:56] [Glinda] *ooh someone she knows* Hi Mark
[00:57] [Mark] Hey! *starts setting up things to be viewed*
[00:57] [Collins] *gets up and pokes around* Where is it?
[00:57] [Collins] *pokes around in the film stuff, we mean*
[00:58] [Mark] Um -- it should be marked.
[00:58] [Alison] *--going to settle back and assume Roger will be back to normal in a few minutes/hours*
[00:58] [Mark] "Sexual Orientations"
[00:59] [Roger] *hug for Mark* You finished it?
[00:59] [Collins] Oh, it's the one you were getting interviews for? *pokes around some more -- aaand finds an unmarked film* You're sure it's marked?
[01:00] [Mark] That's the one I was getting interviews for. *glances up and blushes* That'snottheone
[01:01] [Collins] *this? This is an Evil Collins Grin* I think I wanna see this one.
[01:02] [Mark] No you don't. *slightly panicked glance at Roger*
[01:02] [Roger] *gets a clue* Oh. No, you don't.
[01:02] [Collins] ...No, I think I do. Who else wants to see it? *^_^*
[01:02] [Alison] I do! *grins*
[01:03] [Collins] Alright, we've got a vote from Muffy!
[01:03] [Mark] It's -- really rough and -- not -- finished. *wow, none of that sounded right*
[01:03] [Collins] ..So?
[01:03] [Mark] Kind of -- experimental? *OH GOD*
[01:03] [Alison] *--did we mention the groan at the nickname? Because she won't let me not*
[01:04] [Roger] *buries his face in Mark's back because this clearly isn't going to end well*
[01:04] [Collins] ....Marky, I don't give a damn if it's experimental.
[01:04] [Collins] *sorry, Ali, force of habit*
[01:04] [Mark] *fgaj can't think of an excuse other than THAT'S ME HAVING SEX* You probably wouldn't like it.
[01:05] [Collins] I think I'll like it plenty. *smiiirk*
[01:05] [Alison] *sweetly* How can you say that until he sees it?
[01:05] [Glinda] Well if you guys are all into whatever it is that you are doing I think I might go take a lie down
[01:06] [Roger] Oh, before you go - how early should I be there?
[01:06] [Mark] For what?
[01:06] [Glinda] ohhh, say it starts at 8, how long you need to set up?
[01:07] [Glinda] well however long you think you need
[01:07] [Collins] *to Glinda* Don't you wanna watch the film?
[01:07] [Glinda] I dont know?.. do I?
[01:08] [Roger] For Glinda's party ball thing, Mark. Um. Around 6, then. To check everything out and the sound and that.
[01:08] [Collins] I think you do. *grins*
[01:08] [Mark] Oh -- right.
[01:08] [Glinda] That sounds marvelous
[01:08] [Mark] *gaah!* You don't!
[01:08] [Glinda] Well I don't know, but I really should be taking a lie down, I have a lot of work to do tommorow.
[01:10] [Roger] *flips through the other films in an attempt to find the right one*
[01:10] [Alison] So, are we going to put it on or what?
[01:10] [Mark] *vagueflail*
[01:11] [Collins] Sure. *puts the film on, then, and flops onna chair*
[01:12] [Roger] Ohgod.
[01:12] [Alison] *settles back with a smirk to watch*
[01:12] [Mark] *covers his eyes* *and the film begins simply with Roger onnabed -- soon joined by a shirtless Mark*
[01:12] [Mark] OhgodohgodIcan'twatch
[01:13] [Alison] *happy to watch for him :D*
[01:14] [Collins] *just starts -laughing-* I -knew- I'd like this film.
[01:14] [Mark] *there is definitely hardcore making out and gropeage onscreen*
[01:14] [Roger] *witness the rare event of Rogerblushing*
[01:14] [Mark] Iwanttodie
[01:14] [Alison] *as amused as Collins -- but much more silently, and much more by the reactions*
[01:14] [Mark] Can we um -- turn this off? Please?
[01:16] [Collins] But it's Oscar-worthy!
[01:16] [Collins] *snerks*
[01:16] [Roger] ... /Collins/.
[01:16] [Collins] What? *innocent look*
[01:16] [Alison] *snickers into her hand*
[01:17] [Roger] *it also may provide some amusion that it's Mark on top of things, so to speak*
[01:17] [Mark] *-- gafngfalandbeingvaguelydominant*
[01:18] [Collins] *notquite falls over with laughter*
[01:18] [Mark] Can we -- off -- now -- please?
[01:18] [Alison] --Well, it looks close...
[01:18] [Alison] *innocence*
[01:19] [Mark] Okay -- *tackles the machine and tries to turn it off without killing things*
[01:19] [Roger] *tackles Collins, because that's the answer*
[01:20] [Mark] *manages to get the film /off/ without destroying it* Okay --
[01:20] [Collins] *tackled* Ngh, get -off-, you bastard!
[01:21] [Roger] You're evil!
[01:23] [Collins] I know I am, that's why you love me.
[01:24] [Mark] Thatwassoembarassing
[01:24] [Collins] *snerks* I have to tell Maureen.
[01:24] [Alison] *hiding a grin. Not very well, but hiding it*
[01:24] [Mark] -- no!
[01:24] [Roger] ... No. You don't.
[01:25] [Roger] No one tells Maureen /anything/.
[01:25] [Maureen] *wanders in* Tells me what?
[01:25] [Collins] Yes, yes we do. *pounce Maureen* Sex tape.
[01:25] [Mark] Ohgoooooood
[01:25] [Maureen] --- sex tape?
[01:26] [Collins] Involving Marky and Roger. *^________^*
[01:26] [Mark] THERE IS NO SEX TAPE -- shut up Collins *;_;*
[01:26] [Collins] *just. grins.* Marky, you're a horrible liar.
[01:26] [Alison] *--just gonna watch the show :D*
[01:26] [Maureen] Mark and Roger made a sex tape? I WANNA SEE.
[01:26] [Roger] ... no, there is no sex tape, Maur.
[01:27] [Collins] You just missed it!
[01:27] [Roger] Collins - *elbows him* thinks he's funny.
[01:27] [Collins] And Marky might kill me if I put it on again.
[01:27] [Maureen] You didn't wait for me?
[01:27] [Mark] *Jedi hand wave* There is no sex tape
[01:27] [Maureen] I wanna see the sex tape!
[01:27] [Maureen] *to Collins* Who was on top?
[01:27] [Collins] *snerks* Mark.
[01:27] [Mark] ... you're going to /whine/ until you see it, aren't you?
[01:27] [Mark] *gfkag ;________;*
[01:27] [Maureen] --- -Marky- was on top?
[01:27] [Collins] We'll give puppy eyes. *^__^*
[01:27] [Maureen] *stares at Roger*
[01:28] [Collins] --Yes, he was. *falls over laughing again*
[01:28] [Roger] ... yes, goddammit, he was on top. Fuck you all. *pout*
[01:28] [Mark] Oh hey -- don't look so shocked. I can be -- WHY IS THIS BEING DISCUSSED?
[01:28] [April] *wanders by in time for Roger's pout* Wait, WHAT?
[01:28] [Collins] Got any whips hidden, Marky? *grins*
[01:28] [Maureen] Well sure, you were a few times with us. But -Roger-. I'm surprised at you.
[01:28] [Mark] NO WHIPS -- that you for that, Maureen.
[01:29] [April] Mark was on top? WHAT?
[01:29] [Maureen] We used whips! *helpful*
[01:29] [Mark] I /know/ we --
[01:29] [April] Yes, I know you did, Queenie.
[01:29] [Collins] --Yeah, you sure were whipped by Maur. ....Wait, really?
[01:29] [Maureen] You couldn't hear us, Collinsbear?
[01:29] [Collins] I was probably high.
[01:29] [Mark] I'm starting to think showing the tape would be better than this
[01:30] [April] *raises hand* I could, what ARE we talking a--- a TAPE?
[01:30] [April] O.O
[01:30] [Roger] Oh Jesus /fuck/. *finds a pillow and hides his face*
[01:30] [Collins] Put it on, Muffy! *^_^*\
[01:30] [April] O.O
[01:30] [Alison] *automatically* -Alison-. *but does so!*
[01:30] [Maureen] Marky and Rogy made a sex tape!
[01:30] [April] ....... *bursts out laughing*
[01:31] [Mark] *tries to hide in his scarf*
[01:32] [Roger] I hate you all so very much.
[01:32] [April] *just...dying* *partially because it's better than emoing*
[01:32] [Maureen] I still wanna see. Show.
[01:33] [Mark] *makes a gesture at Collins and sighs*
[01:33] [Roger] *muffled* Might as well.
[01:33] [Collins] *heee, puts the tape on then*
[01:33] [Maureen] *flops on Collins' lap once he's seated again*
[01:34] [April] *settles down next to them*
[01:35] [Alison] *stretched out on a couch*
[01:35] [Mark] *curls up against Roger*
[01:35] [April] *is probably between Ali and Collins, actually*
[01:36] [Roger] *hides his face on Mark's shoulder*
[01:36] [April] *watches* Woooow. *snerk*
[01:36] [Collins] *can't help laughing again*
[01:37] [Maureen] .... *giggles hysterically*
[01:37] [Mark] -- atleasthalfofitispretty?
[01:37] [Maureen] --- wait, which half is supposed to be the pretty half?
[01:38] [Roger] Mark.
[01:38] [Mark] *at about the same time* Roger.
[01:38] [April] *dying* God, this is crazy.
[01:39] [Maureen] ... *tilts her head to get a better angle* Wow. Rogy, I never knew you were so flexible.
[01:39] [Maureen] Marky I knew.
[01:39] [April] *nods* He's very bendy - it's great.
[01:41] [Maureen] .... *smirks at Roger*
[01:41] [Roger] Misspent youth. *mumbles*
[01:41] [Collins] We can tell.
[01:41] [April] *musing* Hey, Rog, if you're up for it, I'd be happy just, y'know... joining in...
[01:41] [Maureen] *chokes*
[01:41] [Collins] ...Oooh. Orgy!
[01:41] [Mark] -- what? No! No orgy!
[01:42] [Maureen] I'd be up for an orgy. How about you, Collinsbear?
[01:42] [April] *beams* Threesome ain't an orgy, Puppy.
[01:42] [Collins] I'd totally be up for one.
[01:42] [Collins] Just need to ask Angel. ^_^
[01:43] [Roger] ... even with /girls/?
[01:43] [Collins] Hey, if I get high enough...
[01:43] [Alison] *--now this? this is why we keep coming back here. Bohemians are the best show*
[01:44] [April] *goes and totally sits across Mark and Roger's laps* Mark, y'know, you're pretty hot when you get all dominant. *teeease*
[01:44] [Mark] *voice cracks* Yeah?
[01:44] [Maureen] I agree!
[01:44] [Roger] *sorry, Mark* Hereallyis.
[01:44] [Mark] Oh -- Christ.
[01:44] [April] *giggles and kisses Mark's cheek*
[01:44] [Maureen] *giggles*
[01:45] [Collins] ...*kisses Maureen's cheek, for lack of a cheek to kiss*
[01:45] [Maureen] *kisses him full on the mouth :D*
[01:46] [Roger] *permanently blushing at this point*
[01:46] [Mark] *about the same*
[01:46] [April] *grins over at Maur and... well, she's in a good mood, somehow, soooo... you get a full frontal snog, Marky*
[01:46] [Mark] *-- omgsnoggedbyanApril O_O*
[01:47] [Roger] ....
[01:48] [April] *pulls back and GRIIIINS* Hey, Queenie, you never told me what a good kisser Puppy is!
[01:48] [Maureen] Yes I did, remember?
[01:48] [Mark] -- am I? *o_O*
[01:48] [April] *muses* Oh yeah...
[01:49] [Roger] Yes. *kisses Mark, dammit*
[01:49] [Mark] *mm,Rogerkisses ^_^*
[01:49] [April] *gropes Roger ^_^*
[01:49] [Mark] *-- glaj*
[01:49] [Maureen] -- Collins, they're starting without us.
[01:50] [Collins] ..Hey, wait for Angel!
[01:50] [Mark] Okay -- I said no orgy, right?
[01:50] [Maureen] ... so?
[01:50] [Maureen] We said yes. *grin*
[01:50] [April] *gropes Mark!*
[01:50] [Collins] Majority rules, Marky.
[01:51] [April] Totally. ^_^
[01:51] [Mark] *nnnngnogroping* Stoooop
[01:51] [Roger] I object.
[01:51] [April] *kisses Roger* Shut up.
[01:52] [Alison] *--in this case, is going to... get up and leave in the midst of the chaos, so as to not be noticed*
[01:52] [Roger] *flails but is effectively shut up*
[01:53] [April] *straddles Mark's lap* So, Puppy, you like being on top, or was that a special occassion?