I have been VEEEEEERY naughty.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I gave middle_sis a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, georgy (-5000 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6793 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
DM_Bashir