OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
CHECK THIS SHIT. SERIOUSLY.
I JUST BEAT NANOWRIMO.* SOMEHOW I FUCKING DID IT. OH MY GOD EVERYONE GO GET DRUNK I WROTE A FUCKING NOVEL.
*National Novel Writing Month. Wherein you write a novel... in a month. AKA 50,000 words in 30 days. Or in my case, since I started a day late and finished a day early... 50,065 words in 28 days. BOOM BITCHES.