Ode to The Man
I want to thank my brother for introducing me to this song. If I knew the artist or title I would tell you. Just know that I'm not taking credit for it.
There's no 3rd world or racial hate.
No corruption in the federal state.
The patriots are drooling pride;
they're on the just and righteous side.
The water's clean.
The air is pure.
Pension plans are still secure.
D.C.'s got our best at heart.
And Dan Quail's got a new golf cart.
I finally realized how sick it is to slam
someone as beautiful as honest Uncle Sam.
There's food on every family's plate
in the free United States.
And Justice found the perfect mate
in the free United States.
The White House won't forget the Kurds.
There's more to Bush than prudent words.
A thousand points of light are back
to guide the children in Iraq.
No oil is spilled on virgin shores.
No senators solicit whores.
If you've got no place to call your own,
you can stay in Boschwitz's summer home.
It doesn't smell when we fecate
in the free United States.
There is no jobless rate
in the free United States.
I finally realized how sick it is to slam
someone as beautiful as honest Uncle Sam.
Politicians are our friends.
Freedom drives Mercedes Benz.
Bureaucrats are never wrong.
Shut your mouth and go along.
Think with true simplicity.
Salute in synchronicity.
Sell your love to candidate.
Straight ticket,
Voter bait,
Prostitutes or moral laws?
The nation is the higher cause.
Give your soul to Bush and Quail.
Democracy has never failed.
And it doesn't smell when we fecate
in the free United States.
There's food on every family's plate
in the free United States.
Puppet office figure head.
Hungry people never fed.
AIDS
Crack
Date rape
Washington red tape
Incest
Loop-holes
Bribe Judge Kwiperol (?)
Fiscal debt
Broken home
Marion Barry real stoned
Sex scandal
Air pollution
"Just say no"
Bad solution
Hubble Space
Adoration
Never was a greater nation.
Mush the money in your fist.
Live like ethnocentricists.
Pool parties
Squad cars always tardy
Blue collar suicide
General Motors - worker's Pride
Desert Storm
Loyal praise
CEO's - bigger raise
Education funds are cut.
Sharpton is a zealot nut.
Lower class - bloody hands
Living in the promise land!
My country tis of thee.
Sweet land of Liberty.
God bless America.
There's no 3rd world or racial hate.
No corruption in the federal state.
The patriots are drooling pride;
they're on the just and righteous side.
The water's clean.
The air is pure.
Pension plans are still secure.
D.C.'s got our best at heart.
And Dan Quail's got a new golf cart.
I finally realized how sick it is to slam
someone as beautiful as honest Uncle Sam.
There's food on every family's plate
in the free United States.
And Justice found the perfect mate
in the free United States.
The White House won't forget the Kurds.
There's more to Bush than prudent words.
A thousand points of light are back
to guide the children in Iraq.
No oil is spilled on virgin shores.
No senators solicit whores.
If you've got no place to call your own,
you can stay in Boschwitz's summer home.
It doesn't smell when we fecate
in the free United States.
There is no jobless rate
in the free United States.
I finally realized how sick it is to slam
someone as beautiful as honest Uncle Sam.
Politicians are our friends.
Freedom drives Mercedes Benz.
Bureaucrats are never wrong.
Shut your mouth and go along.
Think with true simplicity.
Salute in synchronicity.
Sell your love to candidate.
Straight ticket,
Voter bait,
Prostitutes or moral laws?
The nation is the higher cause.
Give your soul to Bush and Quail.
Democracy has never failed.
And it doesn't smell when we fecate
in the free United States.
There's food on every family's plate
in the free United States.
Puppet office figure head.
Hungry people never fed.
AIDS
Crack
Date rape
Washington red tape
Incest
Loop-holes
Bribe Judge Kwiperol (?)
Fiscal debt
Broken home
Marion Barry real stoned
Sex scandal
Air pollution
"Just say no"
Bad solution
Hubble Space
Adoration
Never was a greater nation.
Mush the money in your fist.
Live like ethnocentricists.
Pool parties
Squad cars always tardy
Blue collar suicide
General Motors - worker's Pride
Desert Storm
Loyal praise
CEO's - bigger raise
Education funds are cut.
Sharpton is a zealot nut.
Lower class - bloody hands
Living in the promise land!
My country tis of thee.
Sweet land of Liberty.
God bless America.