Here it is, in all its faggoty glory: the Wachowski Brothers' live action version of Speed Racer:
http://www.imdb.com/video/trailer/me60811758 I can already tell Jeremy will love it.
It's a tragic waste of a great cast. Susan Sarandon? John Goodman? Emile Hirsch? (Who cares about Christina Ricci?) I'm sure after the success of the Matrix and V for Vendetta people were flagellating themselves for a chance to work with them, and signed on without even knowing what the movie was about. At least, I hope so. Because that looks really, really stupid.