Britney Spears' 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant
Classiness and good decision making ability must run in that family. I used to watch "The Beverly Hillbillies" when I was a kid, but I always thought it was fictional. Now I realize it was a prophecy for what the Spears family life would be like.
Lynne Spears must be the best mom ever. To raise two kids that goddamn dumb must take a special combination of retardation and drug abuse.
The best part was in the press release it said "The father is her long time boyfriend". Long time boyfriend? At 16? Unless this girl was spreading her legs at age 9, there's no way to have a long term boyfriend at 16. Even better, the guy's 19 and she met him in church. It's been a long time since I've been to church, but I really don't remember anything about banging underaged girls. I may have to rethink this whole atheist thing. Who wouldn't want to knock up a junior high school student?
Also? Britney didn't even know until it hit the tabloids.
This is the best family ever. Seriously. I want to live next to them. I would cancel my cable subscription and just buy a high powered pair of binoculars. Who needs TV when you've got that kind of entertainment next door? Britney complaining because the bread won't fit in the toaster and the DVD player is melting her movies. Her two kids sitting in a puddle of their own filth on the roof, where she put them because they were distracting her from her daily routine of nachos, Starbucks and "The Bold and the Beautiful". Male relatives cooking meth in the next room. Next thing you know the house blows up, sending old car parts and lawn gnomes flying everywhere. A true White Trash Christmas is in the offing.
Lynne Spears must be the best mom ever. To raise two kids that goddamn dumb must take a special combination of retardation and drug abuse.
The best part was in the press release it said "The father is her long time boyfriend". Long time boyfriend? At 16? Unless this girl was spreading her legs at age 9, there's no way to have a long term boyfriend at 16. Even better, the guy's 19 and she met him in church. It's been a long time since I've been to church, but I really don't remember anything about banging underaged girls. I may have to rethink this whole atheist thing. Who wouldn't want to knock up a junior high school student?
Also? Britney didn't even know until it hit the tabloids.
This is the best family ever. Seriously. I want to live next to them. I would cancel my cable subscription and just buy a high powered pair of binoculars. Who needs TV when you've got that kind of entertainment next door? Britney complaining because the bread won't fit in the toaster and the DVD player is melting her movies. Her two kids sitting in a puddle of their own filth on the roof, where she put them because they were distracting her from her daily routine of nachos, Starbucks and "The Bold and the Beautiful". Male relatives cooking meth in the next room. Next thing you know the house blows up, sending old car parts and lawn gnomes flying everywhere. A true White Trash Christmas is in the offing.