I bet you wish you were in the Italian police force
I don't like modern cars. They look like electric shavers. One of the few exceptions to this is the Lamborghini Gallardo, especially the Spyder convertible variant. It's not an exception because it DOESN'T look like an electric shaver. It does; it's just that I would have sex with it.
And it would be good, too.
Seriously, look up the pictures of Hayden Panettiere and Kristen Bell taking pictures with two Gallardos at a photo shoot. They're both very cute, tiny blondes who I would normally fuck the shit out of without a second thought. However, I would throw them to the ground and trample them in order to get to the car.
And have sex with it.
Just so we're clear.