B, I see your crochet owl pattern (evil jealous-invoking so and so) and ...

[dleighr]

and I'll even give you: http://www.craftzine.com/blog/archive/2007/03/crochet_owl_purse_pattern.html?CMP=OTC-5JF307375954

but I raise you:
http://www.knittingonthenet.com/patterns/clothowl.htm

http://www.berroco.com/269/269_nightowl_pv.html

http://www.northtipton.com/owlsock.htm

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5761615

http://community.livejournal.com/trians_patterns/412.html

http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=141801.0

http://huangfamily.com/craftingjapanese/archives/free_patterns/

http://www.stringofpurls.com/Owl_and_The_Pussycat_Sweater_K29_Pattern_p/dovek29.htm

http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=161464.0

http://www.ruthieknits.com/owlhat.htm

http://www.supercrafty.com/caowlkit.html

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hansigurumi/1433997077/

EVIL I SAY!