My heart is like an open highway...
Ugh. I'm trying to keep people as up to date as I can, but things keep changing from moment to moment around here. I called the unit to see what was what and get some more details.
0, IRAQ - 12 months, "Boots on the Ground." We train up and leave from Fort Bliss, Texas (Oh God... that hellhole is going to make Iraq look like Club Med.)
1, 164th says the date changed... definately no later than May 30th. Probably as early as May 22nd if I can get there to join them for Active Training.
2, I'm going to be their Maintenance Officer.
3, There's going to be internet at Fort Bliss! And possibly even a room of my own.
4, I'm going to lose so much weight! A 12+ month Army weight loss program? Are you kidding? I'm telling you people, nobody knows how to do it better than the Army. Forget Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers!
5, I think my car is going to be cared for by my roommates and my robots will be well cared for by EMF. And my silky blue nighty will be very well cared for by... *smirks*
I'll stop there. At least I might get back in time for the wedding. I think....
P.S. I'll try and post April's song contest results ASAP. I swear.
0, IRAQ - 12 months, "Boots on the Ground." We train up and leave from Fort Bliss, Texas (Oh God... that hellhole is going to make Iraq look like Club Med.)
1, 164th says the date changed... definately no later than May 30th. Probably as early as May 22nd if I can get there to join them for Active Training.
2, I'm going to be their Maintenance Officer.
3, There's going to be internet at Fort Bliss! And possibly even a room of my own.
4, I'm going to lose so much weight! A 12+ month Army weight loss program? Are you kidding? I'm telling you people, nobody knows how to do it better than the Army. Forget Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers!
5, I think my car is going to be cared for by my roommates and my robots will be well cared for by EMF. And my silky blue nighty will be very well cared for by... *smirks*
I'll stop there. At least I might get back in time for the wedding. I think....
P.S. I'll try and post April's song contest results ASAP. I swear.